John F. Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln,

Were truly open-minded.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Squatyslav
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Haha_Lostboys18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?

Re:LAX

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Raptavis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
🚨︎ report
They’ve locked down Liverpool John Lennon Airport and all the passengers are trapped inside

Imagine, all the people...

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear that John Lennon airport went into quarantine earlier?

Imagine all the people.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jukajoj
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
🚨︎ report
Apparently, if the Coronavirus outbreak gets worse, they might have to cancel all the flights in and out of John Lennon airport.

Imagine all the people.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jr1477
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
🚨︎ report
I need a good pun name for JFK as a super hero.

Some kind of superhero name for John F. Kennedy if he was a superhero. Bonus points for making it relevant to something he did as president. Even more bonus points for a supervillain name for Lee Harvey Oswald.

I hope this is the right place to make a request for a pun idea. If it isn't, I would appreciate point in the right direction.

Good luck!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jumpr247
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
🚨︎ report
Dad joked the entire airport bar

Back story: I work as a bartender at a bar that is right after you exit security at International Arrivals at an airport.

Had several customers sitting at the bar, and we were all talking about how Lufthansa pilots are going on strike, and there's been a lot of cancelled plans/major delays in the last few days.

Customer: I don't know what's going on! Must be something in the air.

Me: You mean there's nothing in the air.

Cue entire bar groaning. Got a few good tips out of it.

πŸ‘︎ 49
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Mediocre-raptor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2014
🚨︎ report
The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2016
🚨︎ report
He doesn't get to use it often, but when the situation presents itself, he has this one ready

International traveler: We bought ______ at the airport, duty free. Dad: Duty free, huh? No shit!

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KillerBeeAcademy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
🚨︎ report
Who is the most open-minded president?

John F. Kennedy

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AvGeek1245
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
🚨︎ report
The John Lennon Airport has been quarantined

Imagine all the people

πŸ‘︎ 107
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
🚨︎ report
Security at Los Angeles International Airport was very chill

I guess it was LAX.

πŸ‘︎ 1k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.