International Airport Puns

A list of puns related to "International Airport"

Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
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👤︎ u/Haha_Lostboys18
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?

Re:LAX

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👤︎ u/Raptavis
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Dad joked the entire airport bar

Back story: I work as a bartender at a bar that is right after you exit security at International Arrivals at an airport.

Had several customers sitting at the bar, and we were all talking about how Lufthansa pilots are going on strike, and there's been a lot of cancelled plans/major delays in the last few days.

Customer: I don't know what's going on! Must be something in the air.

Me: You mean there's nothing in the air.

Cue entire bar groaning. Got a few good tips out of it.

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👤︎ u/Mediocre-raptor
📅︎ Apr 02 2014
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He doesn't get to use it often, but when the situation presents itself, he has this one ready

International traveler: We bought ______ at the airport, duty free. Dad: Duty free, huh? No shit!

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👤︎ u/KillerBeeAcademy
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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Security at Los Angeles International Airport was very chill

I guess it was LAX.

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👤︎ u/Asks_For_Milkshakes
📅︎ May 25 2016
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