It’s called Tailor Swift.
I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"
I Noah guy
It was called Bruce Banisters
The customs officer said it was their biggest bust ever!
But I think they are on the way out.
I'm shelf employed.
He wanted better soul support
That's what I get for bringing a 4-in-1.
And he comes up to me one day and says "Hey Undope! I have this new custard I've been working on, and I think it's my best one yet! Would you like to try it?" And with me being a custard connoisseur, I happily agree, so he takes his sample he has on hand and gives it to me.
I take a bite and take my time, slowly judging the textures and flavors I would expect from a well crafted custard. He becomes mortified as a noticeable wince appears on my face and I struggle a little bit to put down the bite I took.
"Oh my gosh!" he cries. "Do you think it's bad!?"
I shake my head no in response, attempting not to hurt my friend's feelings.
"It's not terrible," I reply. "It's just kinda off-putting."
He replies, 'I didn't think you needed one to get into Australia any more'.
The man who made it was Tailor Swift
Apparently it was all Stollen
But I can see where you are coming from.
I don’t want to get ahead of myself
They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.
not a joke per se but seems like a pretty Dad'ish plan to surprise his friends with such a devious ticket! 😲
Think I could tailor Swift?
They thought it was a dolly llama.
"Just the wife"
I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"
It’s called Tailor Swift.
They are calling it Tailor Swift.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
