My boss dad joked me.

I was explaining how I shipped a laptop from mexico to the US through customs without having to pay a duty.

You mean you didn't have to pay shit!

since I am a dad... I thought it was funny. Everyone else groaned...

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👤︎ u/jimillett
📅︎ Aug 27 2015
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Customer at a drive-thru.

Right now I am currently employed at Burger King. As of now, my duties are pretty strictly related to me working the drive-thru because my store is under construction. So the customer comes to the window and I say, "Sir, that is going to be 5.42". In which he replied, "Gee, I had no idea it was that late! where has the time gone."

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👤︎ u/oscarzr
📅︎ Nov 02 2013
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