I was explaining how I shipped a laptop from mexico to the US through customs without having to pay a duty.
You mean you didn't have to pay shit!
since I am a dad... I thought it was funny. Everyone else groaned...
Right now I am currently employed at Burger King. As of now, my duties are pretty strictly related to me working the drive-thru because my store is under construction. So the customer comes to the window and I say, "Sir, that is going to be 5.42". In which he replied, "Gee, I had no idea it was that late! where has the time gone."