Amazon has started a new service where they deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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My friend found a custom pc case shaped like a boat.

I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"

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If anyone is looking to have a custom ark built for them

I Noah guy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
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Just got my new custom Billfold in the mail
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After the events of Avengers: Endgame, Professor Hulk opened a custom woodworking business

It was called Bruce Banisters

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Custom made Exit signs are all the rage nowadays in my town.

But I think they are on the way out.

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I got caught coming through customs with a large sculpture of Beethoven’s head

The customs officer said it was their biggest bust ever!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jnolife
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On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Islarf
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I started a new job building custom bookcases...

I'm shelf employed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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Why did Ray Charles buy custom shoes?

He wanted better soul support

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Science_Geek_101
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So THAT'S how they've been sneaking past customs
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyAssIsAnAlien
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I tried to get my Swiss army knife through customs but they would not let me through.

That's what I get for bringing a 4-in-1.

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I have a friend who likes to make his own custom custards....

And he comes up to me one day and says "Hey Undope! I have this new custard I've been working on, and I think it's my best one yet! Would you like to try it?" And with me being a custard connoisseur, I happily agree, so he takes his sample he has on hand and gives it to me.

I take a bite and take my time, slowly judging the textures and flavors I would expect from a well crafted custard. He becomes mortified as a noticeable wince appears on my face and I struggle a little bit to put down the bite I took.

"Oh my gosh!" he cries. "Do you think it's bad!?"

I shake my head no in response, attempting not to hurt my friend's feelings.

"It's not terrible," I reply. "It's just kinda off-putting."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Undope
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A British man is visiting Australia and is asked by the Customs Officer if he has a criminal record.

He replies, 'I didn't think you needed one to get into Australia any more'.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tyrannosaur85
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These guys provide custom 'pens'
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I got a custom made suit the other day in less than an hour.

The man who made it was Tailor Swift

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HuckingFigh90
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Came back from a holiday in Germany, and customs confiscated my luggage full of spiced fruit and nut loaves.

Apparently it was all Stollen

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As a customs officer, I don’t always agree with you,

But I can see where you are coming from.

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I should stop before ordering a custom bust

I don’t want to get ahead of myself

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Three European contrabass players were denied access to USA at the airport customs

They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Plaineman
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If you work in a country’s customs office, does that make you a customer?
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my Dad asked me to make a custom parking ticket..

not a joke per se but seems like a pretty Dad'ish plan to surprise his friends with such a devious ticket! 😲

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/breakonthru
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Beijing customs disallowed my alpaca beanie baby

They thought it was a dolly llama.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gone4011s
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I want to make a procedural music generator with a custom scripting language.

Think I could tailor Swift?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KelvinShadewing
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I was going to become a custom mirror designer, but it wasn't really a job I could see myself in.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sethgoodtime
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Driving thru customs, standard dad answer when asked if there were any food or animals to declare...

"Just the wife"

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My friend found a custom pc case shaped like a boat.

I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"

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Amazon has come up with a new service where they deliver custom made suits to your house in 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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Amazon has started a new service where you will get custom made shirts delivered within 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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Amazon is starting a new service where they deliver custom made shirts to your door within 48 hours.

They are calling it Tailor Swift.

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Amazon has come up with a new service where they will deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours of ordering.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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TIL: Amazon has come out with a new service where they will deliver custom fitted shirts to your home within 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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