Customs Puns

It’s called Tailor Swift.

I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"

I Noah guy

It was called Bruce Banisters

But I think they are on the way out.

The customs officer said it was their biggest bust ever!

I'm shelf employed.

He wanted better soul support

That's what I get for bringing a 4-in-1.

And he comes up to me one day and says "Hey Undope! I have this new custard I've been working on, and I think it's my best one yet! Would you like to try it?" And with me being a custard connoisseur, I happily agree, so he takes his sample he has on hand and gives it to me.

I take a bite and take my time, slowly judging the textures and flavors I would expect from a well crafted custard. He becomes mortified as a noticeable wince appears on my face and I struggle a little bit to put down the bite I took.

"Oh my gosh!" he cries. "Do you think it's bad!?"

I shake my head no in response, attempting not to hurt my friend's feelings.

"It's not terrible," I reply. "It's just kinda off-putting."

He replies, 'I didn't think you needed one to get into Australia any more'.

The man who made it was Tailor Swift

Apparently it was all Stollen

But I can see where you are coming from.

I don’t want to get ahead of myself

They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.

not a joke per se but seems like a pretty Dad'ish plan to surprise his friends with such a devious ticket! 😲

They thought it was a dolly llama.

Think I could tailor Swift?

"Just the wife"

I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"

It’s called Tailor Swift.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

They are calling it Tailor Swift.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

It’s called Tailor Swift.