How did Santa's reindeer look when they got 3 piece tailored suits?
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
I got fired from my tailoring job
What do you call a chemist who quits his career to become a tailor?
What did the tailor say to his son who tore a whole in his pants.
You better knot do that again.
How could a tailor become such a good lawyer?
Because he had lots of experience in sewing.
I tried to be a tailor...
but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Lawyer vs. Tailor
Tailor: you said the there was one hole the pocket only, there are definitely more!
Lawyer: I lied, sew me!
My tailor really likes fixing my clothes
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
I'm no tailor, but...
I think adding an "e" to the end of your suit would be pretty suite
I remember when the kids used to tease me for my abilities as a tailor. I also had the same retort:
Why do amateur tailors need therapy?
Because they've sewn terrible things
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
I'm not a Tailor...
But I know what suits me.
The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
My friend opened a tailor shop that also is a moving service...
I went to the tailor, but his prices were so high, I told him I’m going to learn to tailor my own clothes.
He said “Fine, suit yourself.”
My tailor kept yanking my pant leg til it dragged across the carpet.
"Bro, would you cut me some slack?"
Yes, I'm a tailor who is a bit hard of hearing
My tailor was happy to fix my ripped shirt...
I'm thinking of changing my name to Tailor
Why did the outlaw tailor seek sanctuary at Disneyland?
They'd let her lie low and stitch.
How did the kidnapper guarantee that the tailor would make him a quilt?
An ancient Greek walks into a tailor with torn pants...
He puts them on the counter of the store and the tailor looks at them.
"Euripedes?" he asks.
"Yes," says the man. "Eumenides?"
A tailor walks into a clothes shop and requests a fine garb.
Unfortunately, everything they had was too small. I guess they didn’t suit him.
I told my tailor that I would be choosing and putting on my own clothes for my upcoming wedding
I took 15 dresses to the tailor to be altered.
He sure has his work cut out for him.
When asked how he's doing, my tailor has the same answer...
I took my first course in tailoring today
Amazon has started a new service where they deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
My tailor tried to get me to start wearing soft leather jacketss
But I'm not so easily suede
I knew a tailor who was depressed before he went to sewing school
An Ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants
“Euripides?” says the tailor.
“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.
The tailor at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants.
“Euripides?” Asks the tailor
“Yeah. Eumenides?” Replies the man
I tried to be a tailor, but i just wasn't suited for it.
Eh, it was a sew-sew job.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants.
"Euripides?" says the tailor.
"Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.
I fired my tailor the other day
He told me, "Fine! Suit yourself!"
My tailor was happy to fix my ripped shirt...
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants. The tailor asks, “Euripides?” The man replies, “Yes. Eumenides?”
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