Why did the tailor get fired?
Because he didn't make the cut.
I think adding an "e" to the end of your suit would be pretty suite
She hems and hauls.
“Euripides?” says the tailor. “Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.
He said “Fine, suit yourself.”
Because they've sewn terrible things
"Bro, would you cut me some slack?"
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
It just suits me better
or sew it seams.
He thread-end them
Eh, it was a sew-sew job.
Unfortunately, everything they had was too small. I guess they didn’t suit him.
They'd let her lie low and stitch.
But I'm not so easily suede
He sure has his work cut out for him.
He said "suit yourself."
...or was it Sock-rates?
Hey fam... My grandpa passed away yesterday and as I’ve been reflecting on old memories I vaguely remembered this old joke he used to tell me. I was hoping maybe someone in this community could help. I don’t remember much about it other than that it was about a suit that didn’t fit and the person in the joke had to keep getting it tailored. And maybe it was just the way my grandpa told the joke, but he’d always make this really theatrical voice and yell “hey! what did you do to my new suit?!” If anyone can help a grieving girl out that would be swell. :)
He told me, "Fine! Suit yourself!"
They are calling it Tailor Swift.
He puts them on the counter of the store and the tailor looks at them.
"Euripedes?" he asks.
"Yes," says the man. "Eumenides?"
"My waist is 32," he told the guy.
"That's not possible," I interjected. "Because you're only 26."
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
He seams better now
It suits him.
He said "so, so..."
The tailor picked them up, raised an eyebrow, and asked: "Euripides?"
Sheepishly, the customer nodded and replied, "Eumenides?"
Or at least sew its seams.
They know a lot about superstitchins.
The tailor says "Suit yourself"
The nurses patched him in triage and after a long wait, the doctor called him in. "You'll take about eight stitches and be on your way." The chef replied, "I can tell you're all very busy here, so just hand me the needle and I'll be on my way." The doctor looked by turns insulted, annoyed and dismissive.
"Fine then. Suture self."
It's not a front
called Seams Legit.
He answered, "You're on the no-fly list."
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
Well, she does suit him.
“That’s a lot to take in.”
....or at least sew its seams.
Because he seamed like an asshole
That night somebody had broken into his shop and stolen a few very expensive suits, and he wanted the person responsible arrested.
He approached the counter, where the owner of the workshop stood.
"Hi!" she said. "I'm Emmy, how can I help you today?"
"Well, I have this problem, and I saw online that you could help me for cheap." he responded.
"My shop was robbed of some of my most expensive suits tonight, and I want your help catching the perpetrator."
"That's awful, but I am confused as to how I would be of assistance?" she said.
The tailor was silent for a second, noticeably confused.
Before he had a chance to respond she asked,
"What did you see on our website?"
"Well I didn't actually see it on your website, there was actually this ad that intrigued me. It had big bold letters and read:
For a limited time only, click the link to find the cheapest and best deals!!! Emmy's Suit cases - Now 50% off!!!"
"Suit yourself," she said.
Thinking this was one of the coolest ideas I've ever heard of, I said to them, "suit yourself."
He begins to talk with the tailor, and it comes up that he's a Classics professor, that he has been teaching for a number of years, that he focuses primarily on the Greeks and their literature.
After a nice, long talk, the classics professor shows the pants to the tailor. The tailor asks: "Euripides?" The professor replies: "Yes. Eumenides?"
My girlfriend is having her bridesmaid dress altered, but they pushed back the finish date. The wedding is next week.
I looked at her and said, "That's cutting it close."
It hit so hard that she might be pregnant (I'm not a dad).
I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn’t suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn’t cut it as barber; didn’t have the patience to be a doctor; didn’t fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian. I'm going to look into becoming an optometrist. We'll see.
How do you get the attention of a seamstress?
.. and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day and to her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check, 'There's no charge.' 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit,' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the mortic... keep reading on reddit ➡
and calling it Tailor Swift
The man who made it was Tailor Swift
It will be called, Tailor Swift.
So in last hope attempt to impress his date he went to the barbers to get a haircut and there was a big haircut line, then he went to the tailors and found there was a long suit line, then he went to the florist to find a long flower line. After all of this and finally getting to prom with his date, he was very thirsty and decided to get some punch.
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A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."
We walked past a well-known tailor, they make fancy men's clothes and school uniforms to measure. She remarked on how she thought it must be an awful job. I saw my moment and it was glorious.
So I turned to her with barely contained glee and I said, "yeah, I'm sure it's tough but I bet it suits some people".
It’s called Tailor Swift.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
He came walking out of his tailor's shop and I followed suit.
she tailored swift.
I couldn't hack it. So i worked in a orange juice factory but I couldn't concentrate. So i studied to become a doctor but I didn't have the patience. So I become a tailor but the job never suited me. So i worked in a shoe shop but I couldn't fit in. So i became a chef butI never had the tyme.
So there were these two high schoolers, both madly in love. they were like the most well known couple around the school. so a couple months go by after they've began dating and they both see a flier in the hallway. it talks about the up coming school dance which is taking place next week. so naturally, the guy asks the girl to come with him. she says yes and the planing begins. he gets home that night and surfs the entire web for a relatively cheap limo company with still have decent amenities. after ordering that, he heads off to the local tailor and gets a suit made for in his girlfriends favourite colour, blue. then the week passes and he preparing to go and pick her up, so he picks up the flowers he bought her earlier that day and heads out to the now parked limo. he gets in and orders the driver to her house. he gets there and gives her the flowers. they go out for dinner at a very fancy place, him paying for everything. they both finally get to the school hall and head in to see... keep reading on reddit ➡
A swift tailor.
the retail store
"How did you find it?" I asked.
"Fun, very fun, "he said, "but the tailors thought I was crazy."
So I'm making a game, and the main character is a cat - and I'm looking for a name for him It's quite a humerus game, so a punny name like "Pawline" Or something along those lines would be nice...
(I'm never using Pawline btw)
Think I could tailor Swift?
I considered taking them to a tailor to get shortened, but I think doing it myself was the more earnest hemming way.
Or sew it seams.
“Euripides?” Asks the tailor
“Yeah. Eumenides?” Replies the man
"Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.
“Euripides?” asks the tailor. “Yeah. Eumenides?” replies the man.