What do you call a chemist who quits his career to become a tailor?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
How could a tailor become such a good lawyer?
Because he had lots of experience in sewing.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I tried to be a tailor...
but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
The tailor did it
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Seams tailor made
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Lawyer vs. Tailor
Tailor: you said the there was one hole the pocket only, there are definitely more!
Lawyer: I lied, sew me!
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︎ Sep 06 2020
An ancient Greek walks into his tailorβs shop with a pair of torn pants.
ββEuripidesββ says the tailor. ββYeah, Eumenides?ββ replies the man.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My tailor really likes fixing my clothes
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︎ Mar 01 2020
I'm no tailor, but...
I think adding an "e" to the end of your suit would be pretty suite
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︎ Mar 30 2020
I remember when the kids used to tease me for my abilities as a tailor. I also had the same retort:
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Why do amateur tailors need therapy?
Because they've sewn terrible things
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says βBut I had a 3-piece suit.β
Tailor says βThe vest is yet to come.β
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I'm not a Tailor...
But I know what suits me.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
My friend opened a tailor shop that also is a moving service...
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︎ Apr 04 2020
The tailor at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, βFine. Suit yourself.β
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︎ Nov 30 2019
I went to the tailor, but his prices were so high, I told him Iβm going to learn to tailor my own clothes.
He said βFine, suit yourself.β
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Yes, I'm a tailor who is a bit hard of hearing
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︎ Mar 02 2020
My tailor kept yanking my pant leg til it dragged across the carpet.
"Bro, would you cut me some slack?"
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︎ Mar 08 2020
My tailor was happy to fix my ripped shirt...
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I'm thinking of changing my name to Tailor
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︎ Dec 08 2019
How did the kidnapper guarantee that the tailor would make him a quilt?
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Why did the outlaw tailor seek sanctuary at Disneyland?
They'd let her lie low and stitch.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
An ancient Greek walks into a tailor with torn pants...
He puts them on the counter of the store and the tailor looks at them.
"Euripedes?" he asks.
"Yes," says the man. "Eumenides?"
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︎ Sep 30 2017
A tailor walks into a clothes shop and requests a fine garb.
Unfortunately, everything they had was too small. I guess they didnβt suit him.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
I told my tailor that I would be choosing and putting on my own clothes for my upcoming wedding
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︎ May 19 2019
I took 15 dresses to the tailor to be altered.
He sure has his work cut out for him.
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︎ Aug 08 2019
When asked how he's doing, my tailor has the same answer...
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︎ Nov 04 2019
My tailor tried to get me to start wearing soft leather jacketss
But I'm not so easily suede
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︎ Nov 03 2019
I knew a tailor who was depressed before he went to sewing school
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︎ May 06 2018
Why is the tailor so happy at his job?
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︎ Oct 03 2018
Why did the tailor pounced on a crow sitting on a well?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
What do you call a fast tailor?
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︎ Jun 21 2019
My son was on the phone to his tailor.
"My waist is 32," he told the guy.
"That's not possible," I interjected. "Because you're only 26."
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︎ May 19 2019
A few thousand years ago, a Greek man walked into the local tailor shop and handed over several tunics.
The tailor picked them up, raised an eyebrow, and asked: "Euripides?"
Sheepishly, the customer nodded and replied, "Eumenides?"
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︎ Jul 05 2018
My tailor loves to fix my pants
Or at least sew its seams.
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︎ Feb 23 2017
An Ancient Greek walks into his tailorβs shop with a pair of torn pants
βEuripides?β says the tailor.
βYeah, Eumenides?β replies the man.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants.
βEuripides?β Asks the tailor
βYeah. Eumenides?β Replies the man
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︎ Jun 30 2018
I tried to be a tailor, but i just wasn't suited for it.
Eh, it was a sew-sew job.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants.
"Euripides?" says the tailor.
"Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.
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︎ Aug 16 2018
I fired my tailor the other day
He told me, "Fine! Suit yourself!"
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︎ Dec 06 2018
My tailor was happy to fix my ripped shirt...
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︎ Sep 25 2019
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants. The tailor asks, βEuripides?β The man replies, βYes. Eumenides?β
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︎ Aug 26 2018
The tailor at the tuxedo shop was constantly trying to measure me, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, βFine. Suit yourself.β
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︎ Jan 24 2019
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