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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slik989
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I took my first course in tailoring today

It was sew-sew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oparon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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I'm going to start a tailoring business called "Seams Legit"

It's not a front

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyLaces
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2013
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How could a tailor become such a good lawyer?

Because he had lots of experience in sewing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godriel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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I tried to be a tailor...

but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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How did Santa's reindeer look when they got 3 piece tailored suits?

Dashing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenthegreen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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The tailor did it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Seams tailor made
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyYoda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Lawyer vs. Tailor

Tailor: you said the there was one hole the pocket only, there are definitely more! Lawyer: I lied, sew me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spawnthink
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.

They have to fit the Bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

β€˜β€™Euripides’’ says the tailor. β€˜β€™Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lastatlongbourne
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I remember when the kids used to tease me for my abilities as a tailor. I also had the same retort:

"Can sew! Can sew!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My tailor really likes fixing my clothes

Or sew it seams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uhud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I'm no tailor, but...

I think adding an "e" to the end of your suit would be pretty suite

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I'm not a Tailor...

But I know what suits me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilentTempestLord
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Why do amateur tailors need therapy?

Because they've sewn terrible things

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beeefsaalad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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My friend opened a tailor shop that also is a moving service...

She hems and hauls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says β€œBut I had a 3-piece suit.”

Tailor says β€œThe vest is yet to come.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cristarain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I went to the tailor, but his prices were so high, I told him I’m going to learn to tailor my own clothes.

He said β€œFine, suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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My tailor kept yanking my pant leg til it dragged across the carpet.

"Bro, would you cut me some slack?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Yes, I'm a tailor who is a bit hard of hearing

SEW WHAT?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldingMonk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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The tailor at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Thought of this while on drugs.

Things you say at a celebrity brothel and at a custom tailors. " yeah, how much is Chris Hemsworth? "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrashFoxSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My tailor was happy to fix my ripped shirt...

or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I'm thinking of changing my name to Tailor

It just suits me better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharkn8do
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I tried to be a tailor, but i just wasn't suited for it.

Eh, it was a sew-sew job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whydoesthousmell
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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How did the kidnapper guarantee that the tailor would make him a quilt?

He thread-end them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aperio43
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why did the outlaw tailor seek sanctuary at Disneyland?

They'd let her lie low and stitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/such_hpn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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A tailor walks into a clothes shop and requests a fine garb.

Unfortunately, everything they had was too small. I guess they didn’t suit him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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When asked how he's doing, my tailor has the same answer...

"Sew sew."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I took 15 dresses to the tailor to be altered.

He sure has his work cut out for him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbrickem
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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My tailor tried to get me to start wearing soft leather jacketss

But I'm not so easily suede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I told my tailor that I would be choosing and putting on my own clothes for my upcoming wedding

He said "suit yourself."

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What did my lazy tailor tell me?

Suit yourself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tupperwarehero165
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I fired my tailor the other day

He told me, "Fine! Suit yourself!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyoldbob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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An ancient Greek walks into a tailor with torn pants...

He puts them on the counter of the store and the tailor looks at them.

"Euripedes?" he asks.

"Yes," says the man. "Eumenides?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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Why did the tailor pounced on a crow sitting on a well?

Because he was a velcro.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saurabhn24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I knew a tailor who was depressed before he went to sewing school

He seams better now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnochChell
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Why is the tailor so happy at his job?

It suits him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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An Ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants

β€œEuripides?” says the tailor. β€œYeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants.

β€œEuripides?” Asks the tailor

β€œYeah. Eumenides?” Replies the man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleMonkeyFeet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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My tailor was happy to fix my ripped shirt...

Or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants.

"Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsVinay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants. The tailor asks, β€œEuripides?” The man replies, β€œYes. Eumenides?”
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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