Tailor Shop Puns

‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.

She hems and hauls.

Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”

Unfortunately, everything they had was too small. I guess they didn’t suit him.

He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”

The tailor picked them up, raised an eyebrow, and asked: "Euripides?"

Sheepishly, the customer nodded and replied, "Eumenides?"

Ahem, ahem.

It will be called, Tailor Swift.

I couldn't hack it.  So i worked in a orange juice factory but I couldn't concentrate.  So i studied to become a doctor but I didn't have the patience.  So I become a tailor but the job never suited me.  So i worked in a shoe shop but I couldn't fit in.  So i became a chef butI never had the tyme.

He came walking out of his tailor's shop and I followed suit.

That night somebody had broken into his shop and stolen a few very expensive suits, and he wanted the person responsible arrested.

He approached the counter, where the owner of the workshop stood.

 

"Hi!" she said. "I'm Emmy, how can I help you today?"

 

"Well, I have this problem, and I saw online that you could help me for cheap." he responded.

"My shop was robbed of some of my most expensive suits tonight, and I want your help catching the perpetrator."

 

"That's awful, but I am confused as to how I would be of assistance?" she said.

The tailor was silent for a second, noticeably confused.

Before he had a chance to respond she asked,

"What did you see on our website?"

 

"Well I didn't actually see it on your website, there was actually this ad that intrigued me. It had big bold letters and read:

For a limited time only, click the link to find the cheapest and best deals!!! Emmy's Suit cases - Now 50% off!!!"

“Euripides?” says the tailor. “Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

“Euripides?” Asks the tailor

“Yeah. Eumenides?” Replies the man

"Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.

“Euripides?” asks the tailor. “Yeah. Eumenides?” replies the man.