An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

β€˜β€™Euripides’’ says the tailor. β€˜β€™Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lastatlongbourne
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My friend opened a tailor shop that also is a moving service...

She hems and hauls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says β€œBut I had a 3-piece suit.”

Tailor says β€œThe vest is yet to come.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cristarain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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A tailor walks into a clothes shop and requests a fine garb.

Unfortunately, everything they had was too small. I guess they didn’t suit him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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The tailor at the tuxedo shop was constantly trying to measure me, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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A few thousand years ago, a Greek man walked into the local tailor shop and handed over several tunics.

The tailor picked them up, raised an eyebrow, and asked: "Euripides?"

Sheepishly, the customer nodded and replied, "Eumenides?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuotidianQuell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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What's the best name for a discreet tailor shop?

Ahem, ahem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big-Red-Dog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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A small tailoring shop in town imgur.com/4a8xINf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slik989
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I'm going to open a clothing alteration shop that focuses on doing all jobs within an hour.

It will be called, Tailor Swift.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2016
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I wanted to be a lumberjack but...

I couldn't hack it.Β  So i worked in a orange juice factory but I couldn't concentrate.Β  So i studied to become a doctor but I didn't have the patience.Β  So I become a tailor but the job never suited me.Β  So i worked inΒ a shoe shop but I couldn't fit in.Β  So i became a chef butI never had the tyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lookoutnow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I was the one who captured the invisible man.

He came walking out of his tailor's shop and I followed suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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So this tailor goes to the bag maker with a problem...

That night somebody had broken into his shop and stolen a few very expensive suits, and he wanted the person responsible arrested.

He approached the counter, where the owner of the workshop stood.

 

"Hi!" she said. "I'm Emmy, how can I help you today?"

 

"Well, I have this problem, and I saw online that you could help me for cheap." he responded.

"My shop was robbed of some of my most expensive suits tonight, and I want your help catching the perpetrator."

 

"That's awful, but I am confused as to how I would be of assistance?" she said.

The tailor was silent for a second, noticeably confused.

Before he had a chance to respond she asked,

"What did you see on our website?"

 

"Well I didn't actually see it on your website, there was actually this ad that intrigued me. It had big bold letters and read:

For a limited time only, click the link to find the cheapest and best deals!!! Emmy's Suit cases - Now 50% off!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sai1r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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An Ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants

β€œEuripides?” says the tailor. β€œYeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants.

β€œEuripides?” Asks the tailor

β€œYeah. Eumenides?” Replies the man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleMonkeyFeet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants.

"Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsVinay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants. The tailor asks, β€œEuripides?” The man replies, β€œYes. Eumenides?”
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An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

β€œEuripides?” asks the tailor. β€œYeah. Eumenides?” replies the man.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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