He probably has quite the hair-care bill, but I'm sure he's willing toupee for it.
It seems that everyone on the internet is Russian to say good things about him.
After his inauguration speech, everyone gave him a big hand.
His favorite winter Olympic event is the LYUUUUGE!
The other half of his supporters can be described with ancient, mystical legends: the Deep Lore-ables.
Nobody will be able to use cheap cotton drapes or table cloths after his ban on muslins.
Since the start of the cold war, many U.S. presidents have pissed off the Russians. Trump is the first to be accused of pissing ON them.
I subscribed to his newsletter because I never turn down a free MAGA-zine subscription.
Melania got used to everyone crowded into Trump Tower during the campaign. Now that everyone's gone, she looks around and it's just a little Barron.
Joke that inspired me is here : https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/5p4ebt/on_donald_trumps_inaguration/
Producing a amateur stage show which features Mr Trump. He ends the show setting up a small shop/fast food /grocery shop in a small rural location.
What would his shop be called? Hit me with your puns!
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Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again 🤔
But you can't really compare apples to oranges.
Krav maga.
I said okay... Bi den.
but no one got it.
Evidently not two though
Because it's forbiden.
Krav MAGA.
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
An alternative facts machine.
.....I just bought this new t.v. and it said, "Built in Antenna" I don't even know where that is!!
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
It’s forbiden
They’re both big fans of coos.
Because it’s FOR BIDEN
He's plotting a coo
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
...but with a WI/MI/PA!
They insist on bringing a baby to full term.
He certainly has plenty of experience
Does this make it a chicken coup?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
Cause it’s for-biden
It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman
I dun made dat un up mah-self
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
But he had hell toupee
Unpresidented.
you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
That's very unpresidented
I considered him more of a sedan-guy with a chauffeur.
Because its forbidden
Because it’s forBiden.
