Eclipse Puns

A list of puns related to "Eclipse"

So many eclipse pun opportunities
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👤︎ u/HyperFrosting
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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I heard there’s a lunar eclipse next week

Some people seem over the moon about it.

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👤︎ u/j4z9
📅︎ May 21 2021
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Total eclipse

According to NASA, in 600 million years, the moon's orbit will have increased enough that total solar eclipses will no longer be possible. After that point, the only total eclipses will be lunar and "of the heart".

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👤︎ u/dissemin8or
📅︎ May 27 2021
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“Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?”

“No sun”

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👤︎ u/DrJuice-y
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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What's a solar eclipse?
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👤︎ u/elisioth4739
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Son-"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad-"No son."

Son-"Cmon no fair."

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👤︎ u/RoboGuy98
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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👤︎ u/aradhya23
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.

I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.

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👤︎ u/0Squid
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Should be able to CD eclipse just fine
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👤︎ u/nativewoodman43
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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Man, this solar eclipse is hurting my ego..

It just feels like I'm living in the moon's shadow.

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👤︎ u/BabyYodaIsBest
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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It's a solar eclipse today.

A legit reason to stay away from the son.

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👤︎ u/doktorstrange7
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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I tried to view the solar eclipse by looking at it through a colander

But I ended up straining my eyes

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👤︎ u/FishcakeWoodSpy
📅︎ Aug 24 2017
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son: dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

no sun.

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👤︎ u/phoebe12000
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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I begged my dad to explain what an eclipse was.

But he said no, sun.

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👤︎ u/Alarid
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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Boy : "Dad, could you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad : "No sun"

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👤︎ u/Hollomere
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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My son asked,"Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? "

I replied, "No sun."

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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Boy: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”

Dad: “No sun”

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👤︎ u/bigbiglove33
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Son: Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun.

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👤︎ u/TylerDurdenSEA
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad: No, sun.

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👤︎ u/red_snake0329
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Dad, hey can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

No son

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is

I said “No sun”

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ May 03 2020
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Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/otto0303
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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"Dad, can you tell me what solar eclipse is?"

"No son."

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👤︎ u/BD_1217
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad : No Sun

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👤︎ u/ohhimark123456
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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"Hey Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"No sun."

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👤︎ u/OldFartMaster10K
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/araitisaname
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Son: Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun. Son: Why not?

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👤︎ u/Yeeter_the_mosqeeter
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Child: can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: no sun

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👤︎ u/dudebrostien
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/MrWulf360
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is

No sun

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👤︎ u/Alluxin_
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.

No sun/No son

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👤︎ u/UnknownNote
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/SemperFidelisHoorah
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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"Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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Son: Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun

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👤︎ u/COVID19_4Lyf
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Hey dad, what is a solar eclipse?

No son

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👤︎ u/Caz333
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Son: dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: no sun

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👤︎ u/ar1stocrat
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun

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👤︎ u/coolidiot2000
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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A child asks his dad, what does a solar eclipse mean.

His dad replied, "no son".

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👤︎ u/MahdeenSky
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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What did Dad say to Junior when asked to explain solar eclipses?

No, son.

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👤︎ u/g1cwells
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Kid: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”

Dad: “No sun.”

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👤︎ u/mefingers
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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"Dad, I don't really get it.. Can you tell me what is a Solar Eclipse?"

No Sun :(

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👤︎ u/PILEoSHEET
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Can u tell me what a solar eclipse is dad?

No son

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👤︎ u/adithya_manslaughter
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Dad, can you tell me what is a solar eclipse?

No sun

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👤︎ u/xKirtle
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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My son keeps asking me to tell him what a solar eclipse is

I just tell him no sun

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👤︎ u/scottdereddit101
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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Dad, can you teach me how a solar eclipse works?

No son.

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👤︎ u/orduk
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Dad can you tell me what a Solar eclipse is?

No son

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👤︎ u/BigShowFardy
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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