Eclipse Puns

A list of puns related to "Eclipse"

So many eclipse pun opportunities
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👤︎ u/HyperFrosting
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, son

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👤︎ u/SuperNova7039
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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What's a solar eclipse?
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👤︎ u/elisioth4739
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is

I said “No sun”

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ May 03 2020
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Son-"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad-"No son."

Son-"Cmon no fair."

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👤︎ u/RoboGuy98
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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👤︎ u/aradhya23
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.

I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.

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👤︎ u/0Squid
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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A child asks his dad, what does a solar eclipse mean.

His dad replied, "no son".

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👤︎ u/MahdeenSky
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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What did Dad say to Junior when asked to explain solar eclipses?

No, son.

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👤︎ u/g1cwells
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Man, this solar eclipse is hurting my ego..

It just feels like I'm living in the moon's shadow.

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👤︎ u/BabyYodaIsBest
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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It's a solar eclipse today.

A legit reason to stay away from the son.

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👤︎ u/doktorstrange7
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Should be able to CD eclipse just fine
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👤︎ u/nativewoodman43
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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I tried to view the solar eclipse by looking at it through a colander

But I ended up straining my eyes

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👤︎ u/FishcakeWoodSpy
📅︎ Aug 24 2017
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A Polar Eclipse.
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👤︎ u/benchpressmonster
📅︎ Mar 06 2018
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Went to a party today and was given "eclipse packs"
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👤︎ u/Hackerwithalacker
📅︎ Aug 20 2017
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What do you see, when you hold a bottle of Mexican beer towards the sun during a solar eclipse?

Corona.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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My son overslept and missed the eclipse

I woke my 11yo son up at 0100. Told him he overslept and is missing the eclipse. He ran out of bed all worried.

We stood in the driveway for 10 minutes wearing those special cardboard glasses and looking at the sky before my wife came out and told us to get back to bed.

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👤︎ u/BrakemanBob
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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What do you call videos of the solar eclipse?

Solar e-clips

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👤︎ u/ash92596
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, son

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👤︎ u/SuperNova7039
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/otto0303
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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Dad, hey can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

No son

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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"Dad, can you tell me what solar eclipse is?"

"No son."

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👤︎ u/BD_1217
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad : No Sun

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👤︎ u/ohhimark123456
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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"Hey Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"No sun."

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👤︎ u/OldFartMaster10K
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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Child: can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: no sun

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👤︎ u/dudebrostien
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Son: Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun. Son: Why not?

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👤︎ u/Yeeter_the_mosqeeter
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/araitisaname
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/MrWulf360
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is

No sun

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👤︎ u/Alluxin_
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Son: Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun

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👤︎ u/COVID19_4Lyf
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.

No sun/No son

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👤︎ u/UnknownNote
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Hey dad, what is a solar eclipse?

No son

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👤︎ u/Caz333
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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I asked my dad to explain to me about the solar eclipse...

He replied, “No sun”.

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👤︎ u/M_Huzaifa12
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/SemperFidelisHoorah
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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"Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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Son: dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: no sun

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👤︎ u/ar1stocrat
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun

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👤︎ u/coolidiot2000
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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"Dad, I don't really get it.. Can you tell me what is a Solar Eclipse?"

No Sun :(

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👤︎ u/PILEoSHEET
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Kid: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”

Dad: “No sun.”

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👤︎ u/mefingers
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Can u tell me what a solar eclipse is dad?

No son

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👤︎ u/adithya_manslaughter
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Dad, can you tell me what is a solar eclipse?

No sun

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👤︎ u/xKirtle
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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My son keeps asking me to tell him what a solar eclipse is

I just tell him no sun

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👤︎ u/scottdereddit101
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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Dad, can you teach me how a solar eclipse works?

No son.

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👤︎ u/orduk
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Dad can you tell me what a Solar eclipse is?

No son

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👤︎ u/BigShowFardy
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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