FLAT TIRE PUNS quick go!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/secondgear
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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When I was a kid, having fun was simple, we just rolled down hills in old tires..

Yes..those were the Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snidawgg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.

Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Did you hear about that man that got his tires stolen but not his wheels?

He’s been working tirelessly to get them back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MmmPanCaeks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...

He had a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrewlord
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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We have an awesome tire swing at our home and my two year old started to push it, with no one on it, and I noticed he was pushing it harder and harder and I got worried it would come back and hit him

He was playing with tire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scotty_mo2424
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills

Those were goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotblake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I ran over a nail and popped my tire when my wife and I left the farmers market.

I should have bought asparagus.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?

Its axle rose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poobutt42069
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?

I don't know, asparagus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NecroUknown
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Why did the tire get fired from its job?

It couldn’t stand the pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I got my son a tire pump as a Christmas gift

He said it blows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupremeBaconist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What did the tractor tire say to the bicycle tire?

I'm kind of a big wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkaholic415
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Why didn't the tire tell his joke?

Because it was flat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Y'know, without tires,

my life would be flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clukurduk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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How does a farmer fix a flat tire?

With a Cabbage Patch

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...

It's written in the key of B flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.

First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a worn out tire?

Tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeManECN16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why are new tires so expensive?

A lot of it is inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder

I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis907kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One is a Goodyear. The other is a very good year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gauisg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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For when you get a nail in your tire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?

Scooby Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1jet007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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"tire"lessly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just-Be-Chill
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.

He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yakir13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Just saw a video of a guy sending his daughter into the store to buy winter air for their car tires.

Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limited_myLes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.

Those were Goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunk98
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?

A spare I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Mom complained when I asked for a few dollars in quarters to fill up my car’s tires.

Dad looked at me, shrugged and said β€œInflation.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjlet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why did the car stop working after it got its tires changed?

Because it was retired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethanol314
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Not sure why my owner's manual tells me to rotate my tires?

They do it all the time when I'm driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/20jonboy12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I was reminded of the time’s when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....

Those were the GOODYEARS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffro4140
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why did the paladin have to visit the tire shop after killing an innocent bystander?

Because he was out of alignment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I was hired to fix tires at the bike shop, but I'd rather be their media guy.

I guess I'm more of a spokesman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Do you all remember being in the back yard and dad pushing you in the tire swing?

Those were Goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/konajones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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My friend was changing a tire when he dropped the car on his foot.

now he needs a toe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hard-Banana
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Someone is stealing tires off of police cars in my area

The police are working tirelessly to arrest him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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A man has been stealing police car tires

The police are working tirelessly to catch him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ismailumair90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Someone stole the tires off a police car

They’re working tirelessly to catch them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerryattrix
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire

those were goodyears!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: A man has been spotted stealing tires from police cars

The authorities are working tirelessly to catch him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucaTheDevilCat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoshForce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Wanted: man has been stealing tires off police cars.

Authorities have been working tirelessly to catch him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFunny_15_T0x1c
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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