If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that!

(Mj)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ExtraSure
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Fun fact about Hula-Hoops

They were hip then and they are hip now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-Man54
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I bought my wife a hula hoop....

It fits.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?

Scottie Slippen

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NateTheSimpleOne
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Do you know why Hoola hoops were called Hoola hoops?

Because it had a nice ring to it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImSuperComfy
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Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.

They've just been out of the loop for too long.

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Why does every tech company have a basketball hoop in the parking lot?

So people won’t have troubleshooting.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DericAA
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What do you call a dancer who does the hula hoop poorly?

A waist of talent.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2donutkid2
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The inventor of the Hula hoop passed away.

From his obituary, I learned he was quite famous in certain circles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_snipeypants
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Never play hoops with a brew master.

They got hops.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boundarydissolver
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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail in it?

A Naval Destroyer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/daishozen
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I met a guy who dressed as a basketball hoop for halloween with his son dressed as a ball.

Obviously I threw trash at the dad.

What? Don't look at me like that... it was a waist basket!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2017
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Apparently my friends started a hula hooping club but never told me about it.

They kept me out of the loop.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2020
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Embroidery / Needlework Puns

Does anyone know any Embroidery puns or puns relating to stitching, needle, thread, hoops.?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnooHabits2625
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I left the hula hooping club because I didn't like the way they were treating me.

I was kept out of the loop the whole time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2019
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What do you call basketball goals in Hawaii?

Hula hoops

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/decentname99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2021
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What is the hardest part about joining the circus?

They make you jump through all sorts of hoops.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Soccerbenny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2020
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What do you call a Mexican baptism?

A bean dip.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/samanthafawkes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2016
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Punny suggestions for an embroidery facebook page?

I want to start a page to post my embroidery projects in. Give me some puns about needles/floss/hoops and any other sewing and embroidery ideas.

Thanks!

Link to some of my work: https://imgur.com/gallery/DDBmG

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/409latte
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2017
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Time out

My neighbor's basketball hoop fell on my head and he refuses to pay damages. Guess I'll have to take him to court.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2019
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I asked my dad how the turkey smelled...

He said, "I dunno, I guess with their beaks."

I found some other good ones on this video chain of dad jokes on hoop.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danielledaily
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There was once a court case centering on an oversized earring.

They called it The Big Hoop Law

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/N1KZ0NK
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2017
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An acrobat and a contortionist are talking

The acrobat says to the contortionist, "Lately my boss has had me jumping through hoops to please customers". "I know how you feel" replies the contortionist. "I have to bend over backwards to get my job done"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TannisReborn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2015
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Fire spinning

Background: my sister and I have a friend named Cole who spins fire on staffs and hoops as a performance art. "Burning" is short hand for spinning fire or performing with fire.

Sis: Tonight Cole is burning at Maker's square.

Me: Well its cleaner than oil.

She paused, facepalmed, I kept the sly smile.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/edragon20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2015
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Got my job trainer while learning the ropes.

Recently hired into a job where part of my duties will involve managing finances for individuals with intellectual disabilities. Trainer started going over all the ethical hoops we have to jump to.

"Man, they've got all sorts of checks and balances."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Falkynbird
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23 2015
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I bought my wife a hula hoop...

It fits!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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