A list of puns related to "Puck"
Duck pucks.
I only watch it periodically.
I honestly donβt give a puck.
Announcer 1: did that puck just hit a penguin on the bench?
Announcer 2: no... I think it hit a player.
But she said she could only give me a ballpark estimate.
And get the puck out of here
He piddled and parted and pucked around.
Dad: "So I made the mistake of wearing my watch to hockey practice [as a kid] and sure enough the puck smashed it."
Me: "What happened to the guy who shot it? Did he get a time out?"
Dad and I walk into minor hockey league stadium. He sees the Chuck-A-Puck booth, stops me and say "if we move up to the big leagues they'll change the name to Charles-A-Puck".
My brain couldn't decide if I should laugh or just roll my eyes so I did neither and just stared blankly. It did not phase him.
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