Got my dad with this one.

Dad: "So I made the mistake of wearing my watch to hockey practice [as a kid] and sure enough the puck smashed it."

Me: "What happened to the guy who shot it? Did he get a time out?"

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Dad at a minor league hockey game

Dad and I walk into minor hockey league stadium. He sees the Chuck-A-Puck booth, stops me and say "if we move up to the big leagues they'll change the name to Charles-A-Puck".

My brain couldn't decide if I should laugh or just roll my eyes so I did neither and just stared blankly. It did not phase him.

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📅︎ May 14 2015
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