9 Hilarious Puck Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

The Anaheim hockey team should have a giveaway night where they pass out pucks with their logo on them.

Duck pucks.

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👤︎ u/Bathroom_Pninja

📅︎ Aug 09 2017

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How does a chicken swear?

Puck you.

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👤︎ u/unfuss

📅︎ Feb 18 2021

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My teammates hate that I don’t pass when I play hockey.

I honestly don’t give a puck.

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👤︎ u/Civilian76

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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Just happened in Colorado Avalanche vs Pittsburgh Penguins

Announcer 1: did that puck just hit a penguin on the bench?

Announcer 2: no... I think it hit a player.

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👤︎ u/TuskenRaiders

📅︎ Jan 11 2020

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I asked a real estate agent how much it would cost to buy a hockey stadium.

But she said she could only give me a ballpark estimate.

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👤︎ u/zephyrcoco

📅︎ Aug 29 2018

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Let’s make like a hockey team

And get the puck out of here

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👤︎ u/conventionalguy

📅︎ Oct 06 2018

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Did you hear about the incontinent hockey player and his new hairpiece?

He piddled and parted and pucked around.

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👤︎ u/Pluto_Rising

📅︎ Apr 19 2018

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Got my dad with this one.

Dad: "So I made the mistake of wearing my watch to hockey practice [as a kid] and sure enough the puck smashed it."

Me: "What happened to the guy who shot it? Did he get a time out?"

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👤︎ u/RenaKunisaki

📅︎ Jun 27 2016

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Dad at a minor league hockey game

Dad and I walk into minor hockey league stadium. He sees the Chuck-A-Puck booth, stops me and say "if we move up to the big leagues they'll change the name to Charles-A-Puck".

My brain couldn't decide if I should laugh or just roll my eyes so I did neither and just stared blankly. It did not phase him.

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👤︎ u/the_mastubatorium

📅︎ May 14 2015

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