A list of puns related to "Shrubs"
"It’s cutting hedge technology!"
It’s my hedge fund.
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
I hope you scrolled past that.
What do you call a savings account for obtaining more bushes?
A Hedge Fund!
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
A shrub-marine
He said its because there isn't mushroom for anything else
I waved at it as I walked by and replied "Bye-Biscus"
If her audible groan was not satisfaction enough, the amused chuckle of the older gentleman walking in the other direction certainly was.
It was an amBUSH.
It's not a shrub! It's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
Dad: why are there so many weeds and shrubs in your yard?
Me: because there isn't mushroom for anything else
Dad: I've taught you well son
We were planting some new shrubs. I was digging the holes and he was planting the bushes. I finished digging and called over to him and said "the hole is dug"... he called back "how do you know its name?" He was so proud, 3 daughters and his first real dad joke!
My character noticed someone (an enemy) hiding in some shrubs near the road. I exclaimed, "That's no normal bush, that's an AM-bush!"
It’s cutting hedge technology...
I call it my hedge fund
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