The Shrubs Puns

A list of puns related to "The Shrubs"

As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...

I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Did you hear about the ravenous shrubs that attacked a group of tourists?

It was an amBUSH.

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👤︎ u/Psycho_Hobbit
📅︎ Mar 13 2018
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My husband made me groan.

We were planting some new shrubs. I was digging the holes and he was planting the bushes. I finished digging and called over to him and said "the hole is dug"... he called back "how do you know its name?" He was so proud, 3 daughters and his first real dad joke!

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👤︎ u/mokatter
📅︎ May 25 2015
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Dad joked my D&D group.

My character noticed someone (an enemy) hiding in some shrubs near the road. I exclaimed, "That's no normal bush, that's an AM-bush!"

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👤︎ u/frostbird
📅︎ Mar 01 2015
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