Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
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Why did the old lady fall into the waterhole?
She couldn't see that well.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Why did the bike fall?
Because it was too tired.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
How do you fall down the stairs?
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 11
Step 16
Floor
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Why did Bono fall off the stage and break a leg?
He got too close to the edge.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
THE FALL GUY
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Gravity Falls has the best puns
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I was talking to my offspring about classes I wanted to take in the fall.
I said I wanted to take more programming classes because I really liked the one I took last year.
My offspring tells me they can't take any computer classes.
Confused, I asked why.
"Because I'm non-binary"
True story, happened last night. I have never been so proud.
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Coming this fall to CBS, a new sitcom about a pair of actresses living in the 17th Century...
Itβs called β2 Baroque Girlsβ.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!
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︎ Feb 20 2021
I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, so I tuned the radio to the Metal station
I've always been a heavy sleeper.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What happens when the hair falls ?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What is it called when bigger burgers fall from the sky?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
(OC) What's it called when a Scandinavian falls off a cliff into the sea?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Thereβs two morons on a boat. One of the morons is larger. The larger moron falls off. Why?
The little one was a little more on.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What do you call an apple that falls far from the tree?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. βKobe!β I shout. βNo.β He says in a disappointed tone...
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock Knock "who's there" Not Sally
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Why did the living door fall over?
He was knocked unconscious!
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
She couldnβt see that well.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Why did the bike fall?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he canβt see that well!
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
Because she didn't see that well
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Why did the man fall into a well?
Cause he couldn't see that well!
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well!
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?
Because he could not see that well.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why did the farmer fall in the well?
Because he didnβt see that well.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why did the half-blind man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why did the old man fall in the well
He couldnβt see that well
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why did the man fall down into the waterhole?
He couldnβt see that well
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water
If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why did the legally blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didnβt see that well.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, theyβd still be in the boat!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why did the farmer fall down the well?
He couldnβt see that well.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the bicycle fall down?
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