I've started writing German poetry
Could be verse
My wife and I have a nephew on the way and we're discussing Christmas gifts
Her: They got us a really nice gift when I was pregnant so I want to get them something nice.
Me: What did they get you?
Her: It was a really cute 5-piece onesie set.
Me: You mean a five-sie?
She got tired of me giggling about it and left the room.
