I've started writing German poetry

Could be verse

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My wife and I have a nephew on the way and we're discussing Christmas gifts

Her: They got us a really nice gift when I was pregnant so I want to get them something nice.

Me: What did they get you?

Her: It was a really cute 5-piece onesie set.

Me: You mean a five-sie?

She got tired of me giggling about it and left the room.

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