Zwei Puns

A list of puns related to "Zwei"

Have you heard of the Christmas game that Germans play?

Eleven on the shelf.

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👤︎ u/Evilmd
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Two Germans are a bar in London

"Two martinis, please."

"Dry?"

"NEIN, ZWEI!"

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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What was the name of Einstein's little brother?

Zweistein!

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👤︎ u/acnine
📅︎ Aug 24 2017
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I've started writing German poetry

Could be verse

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👤︎ u/imjustmike
📅︎ Apr 16 2017
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I'm affraid of german numbers.

"Eins" is okay, "Zwei" is acceptable, but after "Drei" comes the fear

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👤︎ u/SgtAutismo
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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when two german agent walks into the pub in London during WW2

, and one of them said to the waiter:

- Two martini please.

The waiter:

- Dry?

- Nein! Zwei!

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👤︎ u/Adromawan
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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Here's one in german.

eins

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👤︎ u/Nemirou
📅︎ Feb 23 2017
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Two peanuts were walking down the street

One was a salted.

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👤︎ u/Noddy0
📅︎ Jul 08 2018
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