Nicht Puns

A list of puns related to "Nicht"

What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?

Electile dysfunction

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👤︎ u/portleycrue12
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?

Bernadette

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👤︎ u/TannedCroissant
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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What's the difference between a sock and a camera?

A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes.

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👤︎ u/MavGore
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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A feminist coal mine walk into a German bar

Bartender says, ''Entschuldigung, Hier kann das Bergwerk nicht trinken!'' The mine angrily asks, "Did you just assume my gender!!?'' Then the Bartender replies, "Nein, I just assume mine."

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👤︎ u/ATM1234
📅︎ Mar 30 2017
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