Eis Puns

(Punchline: ei = German for egg, and we know how commonplace eggs are at breakfast.)

When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed. :)

Did you see the play the other night? It starred two eggs. There wasn’t a drei Ei in the Haus.

Because they are the wurst...

That doesn't make any cents!

Before I start; a golden gaytime is an ice cream that's pretty big in Australia.

So we went to the servo to get an ice cream. We were having a look when my cousin says "Hmm, I think I might have a Gaytime", to which I replied "Well when you're done just buy an ice cream and meet us at home."

My mom said she was making Indian food tonight, including naan. I asked if she had all the "naan-essentials." She made an angry noise. "Sorry," I said, "was that a naan-sequitor?"

My dad happened to walk in just then. "Punish him!" my mom said to him.

"What? Why?"

"He keeps making puns!" My dad paused for a moment.

"Sounds like he's the one pun-ishing you."