Rune Puns

A list of puns related to "Rune"

I asked my dad what the difference between the Rhine, the Rhône, and a rune was...

He gave me an IOU...

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👤︎ u/simmsnation
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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So I asked my Viking friend to write something nice in my autograph book.

But all he could do was rune it.

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👤︎ u/shagminer
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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Two questions
  1. How do you spell rune edo?
  2. WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT?!!!
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👤︎ u/ShaharWinner
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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I need help with a pun for "maroon"

My team color is maroon and we need a team name! Color puns are desired

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👤︎ u/jimmygreen717
📅︎ May 08 2019
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My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned.

I thought we had good alchemy.

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👤︎ u/TongueSupper
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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What do witches use to communicate with each other?

Chat runes.

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👤︎ u/Lil_Ninja94
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Never let Vikings near your stone countertops...

They'd just rune them.

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👤︎ u/ottodidakt
📅︎ Sep 20 2017
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