I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard.
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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Bellissimo!
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.

It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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German dad joke

Sadly it doesnt work in english. Ill give you the gist though.

Sei ich in einem langweiligen franzΓΆsisch Kurs. Stapel Stifte und Radiergummies, und nach einiger Zeit fragt die Lehrerin was ich den mache. "ich bin nebenberuflicher Hochstapler"

Translated gist: I was stacking pens and erasers in a french class. When the teacher asked what I was doing I said, Im a part time Hochstapler wich can basically mean high-stacker or fraudster

Got the whole class to laugh, twas fun

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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