Did you know that an eye makes Massachusetts Institute of Technology popular?

If they didn't have it, their campus would be MT.

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What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?

Fouchy!

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Competitor of Ace Institute of Management be like: Don't be an Acehole!
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The American Ladder Institute has an annual meeting in October. They have several safety seminars and so on.

Itโ€™s their fall meeting.

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If you are an outrageous lunatic, a mental institute is where you should get in! Oops, meant to say cret in.
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Drove past a sign on the freeway that said, "Southern California Institute for the Deaf"...

...I heard that was a great school."

My wife groaned the rest of the drive to her parents house. Also, I'm not a dad but I think I'm ready.

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What kind of learning institute is in a hallway?

A foyer college.

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The National Institute of Father's database was hacked into last night and all their jokes were stolen...

...it was the worst dada breach in its history.

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Helen Keller Institute

Coworker A: โ€œ... then I was at the Helen Keller Institute.โ€ Me: โ€œThe Helen Keller Institute? Iโ€™ve never seen or heard of it.โ€ Coworker B: โ€œThat was horrible.โ€ Me: โ€œbut necessaryโ€

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National Institute of Health decided to get cheeky this week. nih.gov/news/health/may20โ€ฆ
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We were driving one night and, as we passed the Braille Institute

my dad asked, "Why do they have the lights on in there? "

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I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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After being single for years, my best friend said, "Can I set you up?

I said "Go on then!!"

Now I'm doing 12 years for a crime I didn't commit.

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I met my wife at a mental institution...

We are crazy about each other.

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Which cultural institution is the funniest?

A museum

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If you get released from a mental institutional, and then get committed again-

is that re-psychoing?

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Since the government's instituted shelter-in-place orders, lions have been roaming main street...

It's a Pride Parade.

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I took a tour of a mental institution the other day

It was insane

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If mental institutions started making hiking trails

We could call them โ€œpsychopathsโ€

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Financial institutions need your business

In fact, they're banking on it

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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The O.Henry Pun-Off is back โ€œON!โ€ - Tongues of puns linger
  • Like all cherished things in this covid-crazy world, the O.Henry Museumโ€™s famous free, family friendly celebration of the wit-in-word will take place virtually in cyberspace this year. With an awesome live cast of lively wits and tortured tongues, the online audience will be treated to all the linguistic twists, dramatic turns, and surprise endings theyโ€™ve groan to love. Expect to witness wacky word butchers and voracious verbivores from around the globe, all worming their way into your ears. Tongues of tradition, tension and camaraderie make this the premier event for the world's competitive wordplay community
  • Brought to you this year by the City of Austin, Brush Square Museums Foundation, and co- sponsored by Austin's very own Fantastic Magic Camp, as well as the internationally renowned podcast, Pun Intensive, The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition will commence Saturday, November 21, 2020
  • Preliminary live rounds begin Saturday, November 21, 2020, at 11:00am CST, lasting about 2 hours. Later that evening, live competition resumes at 7:00pm CST with head-to-head prime time heats. - See Pun-Off.com for schedule details, links, and more.

[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition

This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.

The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words youโ€™ve ever heard.

The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.

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I heard they pay construction workers who build financial institutions a higher wage.

Those guys really make bank.

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y'know if mental institutions had walking trails...

We could call them psychopaths.

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How did the tree feel in spring?

Releaved

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So Donald Trump (or "the Don" as some call him) has realized that illegal immigrants must be deported at night so that no one will see them leaving and complain...

The problem, however, is that there isn't enough light for the immigrants to find their way back to Mexico. Because of this, the Don institutes his "Early Light" plan in order to give the immigrants a way to see. One immigrant, Jose, is partially blind, so they are wondering if the "Early Light" program will still allow him to see. The ask him: Jose can you see by the Don's "Early Light."

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My dad made me groan with this

These two guys from Canada founded a new college. They called it The Canada Institution. The first guy says to the second guy, "We need to think of a shorter name, can you think of one?" The second guy says, "I don't know, Can I?"

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My girlfriend asked me for a bank statement.

I said, "It's a financial institution licensed to receive deposits and make loans."

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This sub needs flairs.

You know, in case we get lost at sea.

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My dad has all the options ready

So I'm discussing with my dad what I want to study this fall. I let him know that I like working with people in one way or another.

Me: In the end I think I stand between socionomy and sociology. If I study socionomy, I'll learn about social services and laws related to devolpment of society. If I study sociology, I'll learn about various social behaviour, relations and institutions.

Dad: How about studying sociopathy? Then you'd be great at annoying people!

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Got an eye roll from my girlfriend for this...

Me: Have you ever thought about committing a murder?

Her: Yes! glares

Me: But don't you think it would be hard to get a mental institution to accept a group of crows?

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