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Ichi Puns

A list of puns related to "Ichi"

What did the Japanese man say when he saw his boy scratch his leg?

1 2, 3?

Edit: read the numbers in Japanese

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👤︎ u/DiamondChocobos
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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I saw my son scratching his knee

I asked him if he had a 123.

Confused, he looked at me and asked what I meant.

I stared back and said, you have an ichi ni san.

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👤︎ u/Lime_Meringue
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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The number 1 in Japan must be a rash.

Because it’s ichi

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👤︎ u/ajd011394
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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