Gravity Falls has the best puns
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Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock Knock "who's there" Not Sally
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Why did the living door fall over?
He was knocked unconscious!
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︎ Dec 27 2020
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, theyβd still be in the boat!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What does Santa say when he falls down the chimney backwards?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
BL3 with Tomato Jokes? | Falls, Fails & Funny Moments | Psycho Krieg & the Fantastic Fustercluck DLC
youtu.be/Je2l0OxQl8E
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I had an anecdote about menstruation fall flat at the renaissance fair
Of all people, youβd think theyβd appreciate a period joke
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Thereβs a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, βWhy does earth fall down like that?β
His dad answers, βItβs terrain.β
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︎ Oct 28 2020
How do we know that a tree makes a sound if it falls in the forest?
Because it will dialogue.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily your brother named them for you.
Woman: oh no, not my brother, what an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Why did the button fall of the cliff?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Every fall, after all the foliage falls from my trees, the trees suddenly sprout new foliage. It makes me laugh.
I guess I like the comic releaf.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
A guide on how to fall down the stairs
Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12
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︎ Oct 28 2020
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, βIf the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?β
I said, βNo, we will still be friends.β
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..
.. last year I raked it in.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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︎ Feb 06 2020
We're only a couple of weeks into Fall and the weather is seriously erratic
It could chilly today, but then hot tamale.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
What's the hottest jacket for fall?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?
Because he could not see that well.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why did the farmer fall in the well?
Because he didnβt see that well.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why did the old man fall in the well
He couldnβt see that well
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why did the man fall down into the waterhole?
He couldnβt see that well
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why did the legally blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didnβt see that well.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the farmer fall down the well?
He couldnβt see that well.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why did the bicycle fall down?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why did the blind guy fall down the well?
... because he could not see that well.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
How the blind man fall into the well?
He couldnβt see.....that well
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why did the old man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well..
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Why did the man fall into the well?
He didnβt see that well.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Cause he couldnβt see that well
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