What did the customer say when the stone carver messed up his tombstone?
You've made a grave mistake...
The guy who made this was a George Washington Carver
Peanuts are great and all, but do you know what George Washington Carver SHOULD have been famous for?
Mount Rushmore.
Did you hear about the vertically challenged wood carver?
He was just a whittle guy
Wood carving
My niece was carving a piece of wood for a project she's doing. She said to me, "This is difficult. I bet wood carvers' hands must be in pain all the time."
I told her, "It doesn't hurt bad, only a whittle." She was not amused.
Nice one, dad
Just cutting up some chicken in the kitchen, when this conversation popped up:
Me: Hey dad, I wonder how good this knife would be for cutting hearts?
Dad: Why?
Me: Because, then it would be a superior vena carver
Dad: Well, aorta get one.
