The guy who made this was a George Washington Carver
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📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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Peanuts are great and all, but do you know what George Washington Carver SHOULD have been famous for?

Mount Rushmore.

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📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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Did you hear about the vertically challenged wood carver?

He was just a whittle guy

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👤︎ u/freedoomed
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Wood carving

My niece was carving a piece of wood for a project she's doing. She said to me, "This is difficult. I bet wood carvers' hands must be in pain all the time."

I told her, "It doesn't hurt bad, only a whittle." She was not amused.

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Nice one, dad

Just cutting up some chicken in the kitchen, when this conversation popped up:

Me: Hey dad, I wonder how good this knife would be for cutting hearts?

Dad: Why?

Me: Because, then it would be a superior vena carver

Dad: Well, aorta get one.

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