Swimmer Puns

Because they naturally do things concurrantly.

Zink

In his trunks!

They do pool-ups

Strokes

but it drowned out in thought

Dive bars.

I was so ready, too.

Ruined my evening.

Dad: Give it back

Freestyle

Then I went into the ocean and got schooled by a bunch of fish.

In de-Nile.

Me: "I wonder how he manages to swim without legs?"

Dad: "They should change his name to bob"

Me: throws up

Adios les speedo

(sorry about this one, i thought about it after a 12-hour shift over a grill)

He's in de-NILE

It was doing the butterfly.

Her: "You're a pretty strong swimmer"

Me: "Yeah but I never learned butterfly stroke"

Her: "Butterfly? You just...wing it"

We both looked at each other and snickered like children.

Title Edit: "My wife and I were talking"*

The slowest swimmer.

So my mom asked my dad about a family friend who is having a baby, she asked what his name was gunna be and after some mild mom research she figures out his name is Finley. Without hesitation my dad says “well, at least he’s going to be a hell of a swimmer” and I’ll be damned if I didn’t look at him and giggle a tad.

Swimmers, because they have to learn all about strokes.

Mom: is that swimmer Russian?

Bro: well.. Not anymore, she finished

Blank stares turned to realizations and then everyone threw stuff at him

A cyclist, a swimmer, a jockey, and a greyhound all walk into a bar.

My uncle was telling a story about a swimmer had several dolphins surround him to protect the swimmer from the sharks in the water. After he finished his story, my dad asked, "Do you think the dolphins did it on porpoise?" Groans ensued.

We were discussing the paralympics, and my brother mentioned a swimmer with no arms or legs.

My Stepdad then immediately said "Was his name clever dick?"

He laughed, long and loud, and so did I. Everyone else groaned.

Do you know what athletes have the most strokes? Second is golfers. First is swimmers. Breast stroke, back stroke, side stroke....

I was complaining to my dad about how a girl from our school with straight Ds got into Duke on a swimming scholarship. He said "Well, isn't that normal?" I looked at him funny and he said, "Shouldn't swimmers be below C-level?"

...I like to congratulate them on being my best little swimmers

My kids were at my parents house swimming and my dad said "Son, your kids are good swimmers." And I replied, "Yep. That's how they got here."

The slow swimmer.

The swimmer