So my brother stayed home to read sports illustrated instead of going swimming with us.

I think he has an issue with swimsuits

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Dad joked by my captain at the fire station

Watching the Olympics we got on the subject of swimming and how difficult of a sport it is.

Me: Swimming isn't too bad, but really I'm only decent at freestyle. Everything else is terrible. Definitely takes a lot of practice, or body fat.

Him: I can breast stroke all day. My wife gets pretty tired of it though.

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