A stroke of genius
Shark-uterie
But I'm worried I'll be drowning in debt
I gave him a glass of water.
..and realized it was just a Fanta sea.
It cost me an arm and a leg
I call it April Pools Day.
It was doing the butterfly.
Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!
A pair of long trunks.
I said, “Oi, what’s your game?”
It had lots of diversity
So, I handed him a glass of water.
Her: "You're a pretty strong swimmer"
Me: "Yeah but I never learned butterfly stroke"
Her: "Butterfly? You just...wing it"
We both looked at each other and snickered like children.
Title Edit: "My wife and I were talking"*
Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.
“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
Bob.
It was written by Francis Near.
I’m still in de-Nile
A human submarine
A pacifish
Water polio
One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:
Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. 🤪🤣
I'm in Seine.
Because the are boyn't
"Dam!!!"
The poolice
It's deep.
Is most likely on the Titanic
Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.
Bad um Tisch
Sea Biscuit
..that I've been dry for the last four years.
It's just fanta-sea.
It was just a Fanta sea.
I gave him a glass of water.
Fanta sea
So I gave him a glass of water...
I guess you could say it was more of a Fanta sea.
