What do you call an unvaccinated kids in a swimming pool?
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οΈ Nov 18 2020
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
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οΈ Jun 19 2020
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
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οΈ Sep 28 2020
The deepest swimming pool in the world
Is most likely on the Titanic
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οΈ Oct 05 2020
What do you call a security guard at a swimming pool?
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οΈ Aug 02 2020
A German built a swimming pool around his table.
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οΈ Sep 04 2020
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?
They couldn't keep their trunks up!
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οΈ Jul 22 2020
Went to the swimming pool the other day and desperately need to pee so just peed in the pool
Got such a fright when the lifeguard blew his whistle that I nearly fell in..
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οΈ Apr 25 2020
Swimming pool
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οΈ Jan 10 2020
Swimming pool
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οΈ Jan 01 2020
It's a swimming pool guys
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οΈ Dec 30 2019
Swimming pools are just chlorified bathtubs....
It might not quite work out in english, but it got stuck in my head - chlorine being used in pools, which are glorified bathtubs....
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οΈ Sep 22 2019
Religion is like a swimming pool.
Most of the noise is coming from the shallow end.
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οΈ Sep 27 2019
What do old people and swimming pools have in common?
Theyβre both full of pee but only one can hold their water. So I guess it deep ends.
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οΈ Oct 24 2019
A boy complains to his father: 'You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!'
Father: 'Really, what?'
Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'
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οΈ Jul 23 2019
As I was cleaning the dirtiest swimming pool ever, people looked at me with sadness in their eyes...
I'm just a pool boy, I need no sympathy.
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οΈ Dec 29 2018
What do you call 3 cats at the bottom of a swimming pool?
trois cat sank
edit: trois quatre cinq
edit: the cats are french
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οΈ Nov 18 2018
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
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οΈ Dec 13 2017
A boy came up to me asking if I could donate to the local swimming pool
I came back with a glass of water
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οΈ Apr 11 2017
Took my daughter swimming and there was a group of deaf people signing to each other on the pool.
My daughter was quite curious/interested in their use of sign language and was staring. I redirected her and told her it was not polite to stare.
She asked me "but why can't I watch"?
I replied:
"Because they might hear you"
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οΈ Jun 17 2014
Dad always told us to get out of the swimming pool when it's raining.
He said we might get wet in the rain.
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οΈ Nov 27 2013
A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...
So I gave him a glass of water...
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οΈ May 23 2020
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool
I gave him a glass of water
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οΈ Feb 15 2020
Today a man came to my house and asked for a small donation towards a local swimming pool
I gave him a glass of water
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οΈ Apr 28 2020
Today I had someone knock on my door asking for small donations towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water
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οΈ Jul 13 2019
A guy came to my door asking for donations for a local swimming pool
I gave him a cup of water to help out
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οΈ Jul 03 2019
A man knocked on my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool
I handed him a glass of water
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οΈ Aug 26 2019
Somebody just knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
So I gave him a glass of water!
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οΈ Jul 19 2019
Today someone knocked on the door and asked for a small donation for the local public swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
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οΈ Mar 04 2019
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?
They couldn't keep their trunks up!
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οΈ Jun 13 2019
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
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οΈ Apr 01 2017
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation to the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
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οΈ Dec 20 2018
A man knocked on my door asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
So I gave him a glass of water.
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οΈ Jan 26 2018
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, in a swimming pool?
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οΈ May 08 2017
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
So, I gave him a glass of water.
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οΈ Jun 24 2016
What do you call a swimming pool with a cat in it?
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οΈ Oct 04 2016
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