If your parachute fails while sky diving, itβs okay...
...you have the rest of your life to fix it.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Sky diving is the scariest thing I've ever, ever.....
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What kind of chocolate do Australian diving fans eat?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
The public pool sector must be taking a real dive right now
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Let's get this game kracken and dive right in this game :D
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Why do scuba divers dive backwards?
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Why shouldn't blind people sky dive??
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︎ Feb 24 2020
While we were out on the lake, my girlfriend swore she saw a bird dive into the water...
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day I was hired.
Deep down, I realized it wasnβt for me.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
Why canβt trans women go diving
Because theyβre boynβt
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︎ Apr 30 2020
My brother and I are really competitive, and he just broke my record for deep sea diving.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
A buddy of mine wanted me to go scuba diving..
I just couldnβt fathom the idea
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︎ Apr 29 2020
What do you call a duck with no wings
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︎ May 11 2021
I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Why do blind people hate sky diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Is the pool safe for diving?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Bet choo didn't see that coming
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
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︎ Jul 13 2019
I'm a Japanese woman that free dives for pearls.
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︎ May 02 2020
Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?
Well, that seals the deal!
It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.
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︎ May 20 2020
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
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︎ Mar 01 2019
My friend wanted to go cliff diving but he had to take his emotional support device for unclogging using suction...
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︎ Nov 27 2019
I'm considering marrying a high earning ceo who doesn't want children, but I'm sad about the prospect of giving up my scuba diving hobby.
It's illegal to DINK and dive.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Dive into the Pool of Love
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish always wanting to participate in PDAs...
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︎ Sep 17 2019
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
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︎ Aug 14 2019
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
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︎ Apr 21 2019
I was once walking my dog along a promenade during a storm. I got chatting to a German tourist. While we were talking, my dog decided to go for a swim. It was clear he was struggling then he got dragged under. The German dived in, pulled him out and did cpr. The dog coughed then came back to life
"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?"
"Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"
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︎ Jan 28 2020
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
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︎ Jul 16 2019
I went to the veterinarian hospital the other day and was surprised to see that they had a small room reserved just to treat diving birds.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
If I ever became a scuba instructor that did group dives...
Iβd like to be referred to as the βwetting planner.β
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︎ Oct 24 2019
The quality of puns has taken a real dive recently but wait until you sea mine
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︎ Aug 19 2018
A man decides to fulfill his lifelong dream of owning a horse, and goes to a local breeder
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
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︎ Dec 27 2018
"What are your thoughts on sky-diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby"
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︎ Sep 20 2018
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasnβt for me.
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︎ Dec 07 2019
I just quit my job as a scuba diving instructor.
Deep down, I realized it wasnβt for me.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
Is the pool safe for diving?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Is the pool safe for diving?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Is the pool safe for diving?
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Is this pool safe for diving?
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Is the pool safe for diving?
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︎ Oct 26 2019
I asked if the pool was safe for diving.
They said, βIt deep ends.β
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Is the pool safe for diving?
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Is this pool safe for diving?
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︎ Jan 08 2019
My wife drove our German car off the pier and into the sea. The next day I went diving and found it.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Is this pool safe for diving?
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︎ Oct 25 2018
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