If your parachute fails while sky diving, it’s okay...
...you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Sky diving is the scariest thing I've ever, ever.....
What kind of chocolate do Australian diving fans eat?
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day I was hired.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
Why can’t trans women go diving
My brother and I are really competitive, and he just broke my record for deep sea diving.
A buddy of mine wanted me to go scuba diving..
I just couldn’t fathom the idea
Why do blind people hate sky diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Is the pool safe for diving?
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
My friend wanted to go cliff diving but he had to take his emotional support device for unclogging using suction...
I'm considering marrying a high earning ceo who doesn't want children, but I'm sad about the prospect of giving up my scuba diving hobby.
It's illegal to DINK and dive.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish always wanting to participate in PDAs...
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I went to the veterinarian hospital the other day and was surprised to see that they had a small room reserved just to treat diving birds.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
"What are your thoughts on sky-diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby"
I can't decide if I want to go sky diving
I'm still up in the air about it
My dad cracks this one every time he tells me about his diving lessons.
"Why do divers fall backwards off the boat?"
"I don't know, why?"
"Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat."
I love you, dad, but Jesus...
The scuba diving boxer was an honest man
even when bribed he refused to take a dive.
Scuba diving
Wife an I are watching a nature show and they are about to make a dive.
Me: Do you know why Scuba Diver's have to fall backwards out of the boat?
Her:No why?
Me: if they fell forward they would fall into the boat.
Her: wha... oh damnit! That was terrible
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
I just quit my job as a scuba diving instructor.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
Is the pool safe for diving?
Is the pool safe for diving?
Is the pool safe for diving?
Is this pool safe for diving?
Is the pool safe for diving?
I asked if the pool was safe for diving.
They said, “It deep ends.”
Is the pool safe for diving?
Is this pool safe for diving?
My wife drove our German car off the pier and into the sea. The next day I went diving and found it.
Is this pool safe for diving?
Are pools safe for diving?
Why don't blind people go sky diving?
Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs
Are pools safe for diving?
Why is it important to fall backwards off the boat when scuba diving?
Because if you fell forwards you'd still be on the boat
I can't decide if I want to go sky diving
I'm still up in the air about it
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