A list of puns related to "Diving Board"
A coworker of mine invited me to his pool party this summer. About halfway through the party, he came up to me and quietly said "I'd appreciate it if you didn't pee in the pool anymore." I said "Sure, no problem. But most people pee in the pool, so why are you singling me out?" He said "Because most people don't do it while standing on the diving board."
My dad has been at my house visiting all week, so I've got quite a few more.
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