I told her Michael Boob-lay
She wasn’t as sad anymore (or much sadder since she realized how dumb the person she’s dating is). Happy new year everybody
Hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrr rate has increased dramatically.
I guess that was a real turning point for me
“...cereal killer.”
I would've complained, but it seemed like more of a fecal matter.
...independent!"
It worked. Can't see the notification any more.
Apparently, it tried to off itself.
The seller said, “Oh, that last one is a freebee!”
It's what he would've wanted.
It was annoying at first, but I think it grew on me!
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said, they were just fine, they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered, "THE TEETH!"
It's okay, though. They just roll with it.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
So I asked him, "When?"
I was able to turn the tide.
Now he's Frank in stein.
It's a knick knack, patty whack. Give a frog a loan?
Hey, where did you place your Baghdad?
It's now being bread in captivity
It's Tangled and Frozen.
“Haha! Joke’s on you!”
Now I have two half-sisters.
When she got to the window I asked, "What's the problem officer?"
Her face darkened with anger and she replied, "You don't know?"
I answered, that I didn't.
She asked again, "You honestly don't know?"
I replied, "No ma'am, I have no idea."
Then she angrily replied, "Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you."
With that she turned and stomped angrily back to her car, got in, slammed the door and smoked the tires as she sped away...
And he went "Neigh! Neigh!"
"Would you like a beer mat?" he asked.
I said, "I prefer cider, pal. And my name isn't Matt."
Me(to dad): "So how was your disgusting shoe table breakfast this morning?"
Dad: "Fine. But I think it was too early for filet of sole."
- ba dumb tss*
...independent!"
