Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
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How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Do you know why scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?
Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you call a Norwegian scuba diver?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I had to quit my job as a deep sea diver instructor.
The pressure was too much.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Divers
How do divers communicate? They use speech bubbles
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︎ Aug 16 2020
"Dad, why do scuba divers roll backward off boats?"
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
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︎ Apr 29 2020
A scuba diver committed suicide today
He just couldnβt handle the pressure.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
why does it suck to be a diver
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Why do deep sea divers fall backward from a boat when entering the water?
If they went forward they'd end up back in the boat.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Why do divers throw themselves off the boat backside?
Cause if they did it forward, they'd land on the boat
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Why do scuba divers fall back into the water from boats?
Because if they fell forwards they'd fall in the fuckin' boat.
(credit goes to SL, an old co-worker)
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︎ Jul 11 2019
What kind of car do divers drive?
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︎ Nov 15 2018
Watching divers on TV with my wife. I asked her βDo you know why divers fall backwards into the water?β
βCause if they fell forwards theyβd fall into the boat.β
Iβve never seen her eyes roll harder.
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What did the Italian diver say when he saw the big eel?
"That's a Moray!"
(Say it out loud)
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Why are scuba divers always wanted in the kitchen?
Because they make great backsplashes.
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water
If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, theyβd still be in the boat!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why do scuba divers dive backwards?
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward theyβd still be in the boat!
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︎ May 27 2020
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off a boat.....
... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Dad, why do scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?
Because, son, if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats?
It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Jun 17 2016
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
You know why scuba divers fall into the water backwards?
If they fell over forwards, they'd fall back into the boat.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
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︎ Sep 30 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
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︎ Oct 02 2018
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the ocean?
If they fell forward they would still be on the boat.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Why do divers always fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Why do divers fall backward out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Dec 09 2017
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ May 19 2018
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat!
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Why so scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?
Because if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water when they dive?
Because if they went forward, theyβd fall into the boat.
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︎ Dec 15 2017
Why do scuba divers dive backwards off boats?
Because if they dove forwards theyβd dive into the boat!
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, theyβd still be on the boat.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of boats?
Because is they went forward they would fall into the boat.
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