A list of puns related to "Scuba Diver"
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!
Because he was below C-level.
Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.
A fjord explorer
He just couldn’t handle the pressure.
Because if they fell forwards they'd fall in the fuckin' boat.
(credit goes to SL, an old co-worker)
Because they make great backsplashes.
The swim-bals!
Because if they went forward, they'd fall into the boat!
My father tells this one all the time to the youngest kids in the family. His father did the same. It gets to the point where my sister and I groan as soon as Dad gets that look in his eye and asks our cousins the question.
The scuba diver turns to the marine and says "I can't handle this job anymore, I undergo too much pressure"
The marine looks at the diver and tells him "It may be hard now, but once you get used to it it'll all be smooth sailing"
It's because if they rolled forward, they'd just go into the boat.
Because if they rolled forward, they’d be in the boat
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!
... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Because, son, if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.
If they fell over forwards, they'd fall back into the boat.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
If they fell forward they would still be on the boat.
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat!
Because if they went forward, they’d fall into the boat.
Because is they went forward they would fall into the boat.
Because if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.
Because if they dove forwards they’d dive into the boat!
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be on the boat.
Because son, if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat
Because if they dove forward they'd still be on the boat
Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.
Because if they dive frontwards, they fall back into the boat.
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