What did the accountant say to the fisherman?
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︎ May 01 2021
A fisherman came to me telling me he had just reeled in the biggest fish hes ever seen, and that he was going to give it to me for free.
I asked him, 'whats the catch?'
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Why are fisherman so good at geometry?
Because they're all Anglers.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What's a fisherman's favorite instrument?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What did the Fisherman name his daughter?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I became a professional fisherman...
But discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I went out with a fisherman's daughter.
She was a real catch, her name was Annete
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What do you call an English fisherman?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What do you call a good fisherman
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︎ Sep 24 2020
the fisherman was playing his out of tune guitar
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Do fisherman only catch male tunas?
Or do they also catch Ah-sheβs?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Where does a fisherman get his haircut?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Asked my dad why he wanted to go catch big fish as he isnβt a fisherman.
His response.... just for the halibut.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I asked my fisherman friend, βHow much money do you make for your catch?β
He said, βI donβt discuss my .....net worth.β
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︎ May 11 2020
I always wanted to follow my dear Dad as a commercial fisherman..
But his Net income always put me off.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
A magician walks up to a fisherman's booth.
The magician pulls a quarter from the fisherman's ear. The fisherman looks at the magician annoyed. The magician says can you do any better? The fisherman says sure and then pauses. The magician says annoyed "How are you going to start the trick. The fisherman just says... Pick a cod, any cod!
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What did the fish say when he was caught by the fisherman...
I'm ofishially done with life
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Why did the fisherman catch more on his second trip?
Because of his mussel memory
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What is common between a boxer, a successful music producer and a good fisherman
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Why was the depressed fisherman in the orange grove?
He was fishing for a compliment.
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︎ May 09 2020
What do fisherman use when they go deaf?
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︎ Feb 22 2020
The fisherman used all funds from fish sales to buy collections of audio recordings issued as a single item on CD...
He sold his sole for rock'n'roll.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Once long ago, a fisherman heard beautiful singing while he was alone a at sea.
He followed the enchanting voice till he came upon a singing yellowfin tuna. He knew he had found something incredible. He caught the fish, kept it alive and returned home.
He showed his friends and posted videos on tik tok, and the singing fish went viral. It could sing almost anything, but Pavarotti was it's favorite.
The fisherman toured around the world with the fish and set up a website to sell merch. The clothing he made sold like crazy, so he ordered thousands of short sleeve shirts to be made in advance.
Unfortunately, the fish died, and the public lost interest. The fisherman was left with endless opera tuna tees.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Why did the fisherman cross the road?
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Most fisherman hold their fish far away from their bodies when they take pictures. This is why they think they're so much bigger than they are.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
What do you call an unsuccessful fisherman?
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Fisherman
Are always trying to turn a net profit.
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︎ Mar 10 2019
What is the difference between an obsessive fisherman and Meghan Trainor?
None, in both cases it's "All about that bass".
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︎ Jul 03 2019
Never trust a fisherman
They're always angling for something
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︎ Jun 07 2018
Why did the fisherman only care about his fish and never share to anyone else?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What did the flamenco dancer admire about the fisherman?
The way heβd cast a net.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
What did the fisherman say to his son right before he got in the boat?
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︎ Sep 17 2019
What do you call a Polish fisherman?
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Why did the fisherman plan a trip to Alaska?
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︎ May 19 2019
Did you hear about the fisherman magician?
He says, βPick a cod, any cod!β
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I dreamed of becoming a professional fisherman
But I found out that I couldn't live on my net income
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I used to be a professional fisherman
Then discovered I couldn't live on my net income
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︎ Sep 30 2019
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
Pick a cod! Any cod!
My coworker dropped this on me
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︎ Jan 04 2020
What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?
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︎ May 19 2019
Why did the fisherman go to the market
Why did the fisherman go to the market?
For the halibut.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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︎ Apr 02 2019
What's a fisherman's favorite instrument?
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︎ Oct 08 2018
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