I went to my best friend's wedding today. He is an awesome fisher. I like him a lot and always come with the finest catch.

But something is very fishy with his new betrouthed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodoolf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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A King Fisher. More of a visual pun that requires knowledge on birds. Photoshopped myself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deatln0t
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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People Who Are Expert Fishers Are Also Master Baiters
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoyamec69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Dubstep keeps playing at the fisher’s market.

Honestly, people need to stop dropping the bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What's another name for a harpoon fisher?

A school shooter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metallic_Mayhem
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Carrie Fisher died for Alderaan reasons...
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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What is a fisher doing in the gym?

He flexes his mussels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrayonFox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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George Michael runs into Carrie Fisher in the Afterlife...

Wham!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueChainsawMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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Wife got me with a jungle themed joke (Long-ish)

So we’ve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)

Anyways... We’ve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. It’s Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...

We’re pointing out the different animals to Son and he’s repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying β€œHi” as a new animal rotates in.

So Wife goes, β€œHere comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?”

And Son waves and says β€œHi!” and giggles.

Wife: β€œAnd there’s an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?”

Son: β€œHi... toots”

Wife: β€œYes! Toots! And here’s the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?”

Son: β€œHi!”

Wife: β€œThat’s the β€˜Hi of the Tiger’”

Me: β€œ... πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€β€

Wife: β€œYou love me... Look Son! A Zebra!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Desdomen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I had to give a guard a toy before I was allowed to go fishing in the lake...

I guess that's the Fisher Price.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magedmyself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Lifeguards are not trained to be fishermen...

But to be fishers of men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LindFang
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I really admire all those fishermen that gave up fishing to figure out prices for toddler toys.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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