A list of puns related to "Boating"
The sails are going through the roof.
It was mast hysteria
But it was an oar deal.
I’m like, that’s nearly impossible!
It was quite an oar-deal.
Decorating a cardboard boat tomorrow (made it today) and thinking of covering it with different puns. The name shall be Admiralable Saboateur if I go this route, but I'm not sure how to incorporate it all together to make it a theme. I also thought of Aquadisiac and "Are you my armama?" but I'm not sure if the crowd would get the armada reference either. Any boat puns are appreciated!
Each has a cigarette, but nothing to light it with.
So one man throws his cigarette into the water, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Because Lisa Kudrow.
He said "There was a sail."
A dick-tator-ship
Repeat.
Ok. Pete & Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?
Repeat….?
Ok. Pete & Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?…
My grandpa’s favorite joke. (Peter 5)
Cause if they went forwards they'd still be in the boat
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
It gave into pier pressure.
Waterway to get stuck
She's so good at dealing with loads of semen
Please accept my Gondolances.
A Naval Ship
Either oar.
I answered “either/oar.”
All of the crew are marooned
Because they’re Unholy
Because that involves a paradox.
Because Lisa Kudrow (could row).
I just made that up yesterday at work after greeting a colleague with the same first name. Its original to me but feels obvious enough that I'm sure I'm not the first to think of it, especially after 20 years.
It was a big Oar deal.
Because everyone is married.
It was on sail.
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"
You use an iron oar (ore)
One yelled "ROW MAN!"
A ship-ton!
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
We'll see about that...
You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
Because they don't know how to swim
The sails are going through the roof.
Sails are through the roof.
...sails are going through the roof.
If they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat!
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
So they threw one overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
It's because if they rolled forward, they'd just go into the boat.
They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Because if they rolled forward, they’d be in the boat
Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!
The sales are going through the roof!
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