I've started a boating business from my attic....

The sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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The 2020 boating expo was crazy

It was mast hysteria

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I was struggling to find a sale on boating equipment. Eventually I did find one.

But it was an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friday-the-horse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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[True Story] My son had a great day power boating - my wife asked if it all went off without a hitch...

I’m like, that’s nearly impossible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmoneynchange
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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I was recently in a boating accident...

It was quite an oar-deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Double_D
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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[request] Boat puns?

Decorating a cardboard boat tomorrow (made it today) and thinking of covering it with different puns. The name shall be Admiralable Saboateur if I go this route, but I'm not sure how to incorporate it all together to make it a theme. I also thought of Aquadisiac and "Are you my armama?" but I'm not sure if the crowd would get the armada reference either. Any boat puns are appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LivingSecrets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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There are 3 men on a boat.

Each has a cigarette, but nothing to light it with.

So one man throws his cigarette into the water, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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The cast of β€œFriends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.

Because Lisa Kudrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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I asked my Dad why he decided to buy a boat?

He said "There was a sail."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What do you get when you mix a penis, potato & a boat?

A dick-tator-ship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1989JY_Ked
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Pete & Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?

Repeat.

Ok. Pete & Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?

Repeat….?

Ok. Pete & Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?…

My grandpa’s favorite joke. (Peter 5)

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Why did the boat float away?

It gave into pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tonyxtoast
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Did you guys hear about the boat that got stuck in the Suez canal?

Waterway to get stuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juan_____jbl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Sorry to hear your dad was hit by a boat in Venice.

Please accept my Gondolances.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What you call a boat in your belly button?

A Naval Ship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtOfPuns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I don’t really mind sitting on the left or right of a rowing boat.

Either oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DenisMcK
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today

All of the crew are marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-am-Just-Sam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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My wife asked me which paddle I wanted to use in the boat...

I answered β€œeither/oar.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZENFatherBardock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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When the cast of Friends goes out on a boat, why does Phoebe always get put in charge of propulsion?

Because Lisa Kudrow (could row).

I just made that up yesterday at work after greeting a colleague with the same first name. Its original to me but feels obvious enough that I'm sure I'm not the first to think of it, especially after 20 years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalbaheJim
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Why can’t a boat leave from two places at once?

Because that involves a paradox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chefaa77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Did you hear about the paddle sale at The Boat Store?

It was a big Oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacq1987
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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You see a boat filled with people, but when you look closer you don't find a single person in it. Why?

Because everyone is married.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangerouslyawful
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I just bought a beautiful boat for half price.

It was on sail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What the fuck has happened to this sub!?

http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FwootHotCaacon
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What do you use to move an iron boat?

You use an iron oar (ore)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir-Toppemhat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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One day Sven was walking past Ole's place and noticed a sign that said Boat For Sale.

Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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There were 2 ancient soldiers on a boat escaping Greece.

One yelled "ROW MAN!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoesMemories
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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How many boats are trying to get through the Suez Canal now that it's unblocked?

A ship-ton!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CNRavenclaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off a boat?

It's because if they rolled forward, they'd just go into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majestic_Ferrett
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What do witches do on boats?

They Salem

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge.

We'll see about that...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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Three men were onboard a ship playing dice on deck when the oldest man angrily jumped off the front of the boat. The younger man said..

You keeled my father. Prepare two die.

*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?

^(What a freaking professional)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calvinweight
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagabus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Why do ships and boats sink all the time?

Because they don't know how to swim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregdennis18
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Why did that boat really get stuck in the Suez Canal?

Someone turned on the light in the back seat and it distracted the driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoolilba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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No more Suez Canal jokes!

That ship has sailed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I've started a boating business from my attic.

The sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I started a boating business in my attic..

Sails are through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xholdsteadyx
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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3 men were in a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.

So they threw one overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eeeeeeeeeeelias
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Three guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matchbox or lighter, what do they do?

They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gab3_itch69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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3 men are stuck on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.

They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spinach_Stock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Started a boat building business in my attic.

The sales are going through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weealrfc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Because if they rolled forward, they’d be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kat_GotYourTongue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I bought a boat half price...

It was on sail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes but no matches or lighter. What do they do?

They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasmwala
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?

Repeat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aikijo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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