[request] Boat puns?
Decorating a cardboard boat tomorrow (made it today) and thinking of covering it with different puns. The name shall be Admiralable Saboateur if I go this route, but I'm not sure how to incorporate it all together to make it a theme. I also thought of Aquadisiac and "Are you my armama?" but I'm not sure if the crowd would get the armada reference either. Any boat puns are appreciated!
3 men are stuck on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Three men were onboard a ship playing dice on deck when the oldest man angrily jumped off the front of the boat. The younger man said..
You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
What do you call a corpse on a boat?
I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day.
Today it dawned on me that it's not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it's too late.
That sail has shipped.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
There’s two morons on a boat. One of the morons is larger. The larger moron falls off. Why?
The little one was a little more on.
If your boat flips you can wear it on your head.
I bought a boat half price...
Old boat docks never die…
Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...
How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?
State-of-the-Ark technology
Best game to play on a huge boat?
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their boats?
So when they pull up to port, they can Scandanavian
Theres a leek on the boat!
Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.
They’re going to call it the iAye
I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.
He was sailing on the seven C’s
Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn’t a fjord a new one.
The boat is sick
We gotta take it to the dock.
What did the boat say to the pier?
My 8yo daughter made me proud and came up with this: I don't get why pirates go around on boats...
They should be in the arrrrmy
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
My friend told me about his new boat. Apparently, it has a canopy.
I said "Well, better than a can o' poo."
What is the most popular boat in the southern US?
Her: whatever floats your boat
Me: Water works the best!
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
The guy who mans the fishing rods on my boat tried to convince me to vote for a candidate. I fired him.
Pole workers aren't allowed to do that!
I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat...
Why did the boat know it had a leak?
Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini were on a boat.
It was quite a powerful dictator ship.
What kind of boat only hauls women's underwear?
Just finished resding a great book called "Arguement On The Narrow Boat"
What do you say to a police officer when he gets on your boat?
Police put on your life vest!
(This is a joke I made up at the age of 6 while on a boat!)
I used to be a fan of boats...
But that ship has sailed.
Things are a-boat to get interesting.
What do you call a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia?
4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!
Why did the viking buy an old boat ?
He couldn't a fjord a new one
What do you do with a sick boat?
Where does a boat go when it’s sick?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
