Ark pun.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xo1opossum
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Where did Noah put all the beeโ€™s in his Ark?

In the Ark Hives.

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Why havenโ€™t they found Noahโ€™s Ark?

Because itโ€™s Noah to be found.

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If anyone is looking to have a custom ark built for them

I Noah guy

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Many years after the great flood, God came to Noah again and spoke: โ€œNoah, it is my wish that you build another ark.โ€

Rather worried, Noah said โ€œBut my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?โ€

โ€œNo, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.โ€ Said the Lord.

โ€œThen why another ark?โ€ Asked Noah.

โ€œI wish for this ark to only house fish.โ€ The Lord replied.

A slightly confused Noah responded โ€œOkay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.โ€

โ€œBut not just any fish; only carp.โ€ The Lord said unto him.

Noah, now more bemused, replied โ€œUh- okay my Lord.โ€

โ€œOne more thing.โ€ The Lord said unto him โ€œit needs to have multiple levels.โ€

โ€œAre you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?โ€ Noah pressed.

And God said: โ€œI want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.โ€

Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.

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2020 is getting worse, if you guys need an ark

I NOAH GUY

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Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah sat on the deck.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/big_macaroons
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According to a survey, the favourite film of most hipsters is โ€œRaiders of the Lost Arkโ€.

Itโ€™s the first Indie movie.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 03 2020
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You need help with an Ark?

Donโ€™t worry, I Noah guy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RachelSambr
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Do you need an ark?

Because i Noah guy

Saw this on r/noahgettheboat. Cred to u/ryanpearson727

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God said to Noah that there was a dinosaur on the ark and Noah replied only with No-ah there isnโ€™t ~joke from when I was 5
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As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply. After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.

So Noah asked them, โ€Why arenโ€™t you multiplying?โ€

The snakes replied, โ€œWe canโ€™t, weโ€™re adders.โ€

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What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?

Floodlights and ark lights.

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Why did the two worms have to leave their apple to get into Noah's ark?

Because they could only go in pears

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I think Noah's Ark should have had a barrier around it to keep out the Mexicans.

Noah fence.

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How come none of the animals on the ark could play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck

Credit to my dad who said this 2 seconds ago

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Any of you guys looking to buy an Ark?

I can help. I Noah guy.

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Me: Dad do you know how to build an ark?

Dad: Well I do Noah guy.

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The floods had subsided, and Noah had safely landed his ark on Mount Sinai. "Go forth and multiply!" he told the animals...

...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.

Then he heard something he didn't recogniseโ€ฆ a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.

"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"

"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're addersโ€ฆ so we have to use logs."

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Need an ark?

I Noah guy.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Need an ark?

I Noah guy.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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If you need an ark!

I No-ah guy!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Need an ark ?

I Noah guy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Does anybody need an ark?

I Noah guy.

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Anyone need an ark?

I Noah guy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/UriahPeabody
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Hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark...

...probably because it was the first Indie film.

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Need an Ark?

I Noah guy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/H2O_is_Great
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Need an Ark built?

I Noah guy

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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If you need an ark

I happen to noah guy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/luxmainbtw
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Does any one Noah guy who can build me an ark
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Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah sat on the deck.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Wanting to build an ark?

I Noah guy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/YeetManJaxon
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Need to build an ark?

I noah guy

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Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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If you need an ark, just hit me up cuz I Noah guy.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/christmasbush
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Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark hives.
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The animals on the Ark wanted to play cards but they couldn't.

Noah was standing on the deck.

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If you need to build an ark...

I Noah guy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hotsprings1234
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I heard you need to build an ark,

I Noah guy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Andyh10s
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Anyone need an ark welder?

I Noah guy

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Why did the 2 worms get out of the apple before boarding Noah's Ark?

Because they had to go in pears.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/2donutkid2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Need an Ark?

I Noah guy.

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Need an ark?

I noah guy.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Does anyone need an ark?

โ€˜Cause I Noah guy.

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What kind of lights did Noah use on his Ark?

Floodlights

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?

Flood lights.

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