In the Ark Hives.
Because it’s Noah to be found.
I Noah guy
Rather worried, Noah said “But my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?”
“No, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.” Said the Lord.
“Then why another ark?” Asked Noah.
“I wish for this ark to only house fish.” The Lord replied.
A slightly confused Noah responded “Okay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.”
“But not just any fish; only carp.” The Lord said unto him.
Noah, now more bemused, replied “Uh- okay my Lord.”
“One more thing.” The Lord said unto him “it needs to have multiple levels.”
“Are you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?” Noah pressed.
And God said: “I want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.”
Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.
I NOAH GUY
Because Noah sat on the deck.
It’s the first Indie movie.
Don’t worry, I Noah guy.
Because i Noah guy
Saw this on r/noahgettheboat. Cred to u/ryanpearson727
So Noah asked them, ”Why aren’t you multiplying?”
The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”
Because they could only go in pears
Floodlights and ark lights.
Noah fence.
Because Noah was standing on the deck
Credit to my dad who said this 2 seconds ago
I can help. I Noah guy.
Dad: Well I do Noah guy.
...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.
Then he heard something he didn't recognise… a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.
"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"
"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders… so we have to use logs."
...probably because it was the first Indie film.
Because Noah sat on the deck.
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Noah was standing on the deck.
Because they had to go in pears.
Floodlights
‘Cause I Noah guy.
