5 Hilarious Tex Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I make a mean Tex Mex...

Statistically it's average.

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👤︎ u/KaPauw

📅︎ Sep 02 2020

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How does Chipotle' inform their customers that their order is ready?

...by tex-mexage.

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👤︎ u/dmatlack1023

📅︎ Sep 16 2020

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Did you hear about the tornado in southern USA that was swallowing everything in its path?

It was called the VoreTex-as.

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👤︎ u/Deciperer

📅︎ Aug 31 2020

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Got my girlfriend while I was eating pie.

GF: Is your pie good?

Me:On a scale of 1-10 I'd give it a 3.14.

On a serious note though the pie was delicious.

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👤︎ u/justinhood88

📅︎ Nov 24 2015

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I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.

It’s called Tex-Mechs.

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👤︎ u/mortalfloater

📅︎ Nov 11 2019

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